INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

[Rhodey]

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1 stolen banner
8 joke banners- 2 for being wild card participants

Does anyone know if they Colts got their "Finalist" rings, yet?

I'll assume the "Wild Card Contender" rings have already been distributed because they were from years past, but I'd sure love to see one of those.

 

[PATS16N0]

They know they're lucky to have even been a finalist. If they played anyone other than Peyton Manning, they wouldn't even have made it out of the Divisional. Finally the fact that Peyton is hot garbage paid off for the Colts instead of biting them in the ass.

I wonder if "Luck can't beat Brady" will start this year.

 

[1960Pats]

They know they're lucky to have even been a finalist. If they played anyone other than Peyton Manning, they wouldn't even have made it out of the Divisional. Finally the fact that Peyton is hot garbage paid off for the Colts instead of biting them in the ass.

I wonder if "Luck can't beat Brady" will start this year.

He's been the perfect replacement for Peyton.

The funny thing is, the NFL created an all-expansion division for Manning to take over and now Luck will reap the benefits the most. Since Luck has been in the NFL, his AFCS opponents have a total record 0f 47-97 for a whopping 32.6% winning percentage.

 

[1960Pats]

I have a question about suckage.

Can the Indy suckage be considered worse than the Jets suckage, even though Indy has a better record?

 

[The Gr8est]

I have a question about suckage.

Can the Indy suckage be considered worse than the Jets suckage, even though Indy has a better record?

I think that becomes kind of a situation similar, in some regards, to the concept that it is not good to argue with an idiot, since they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

In a hypothetical battle of suckage between the Rats and Colts I'd give the Rats the "home field advantage".

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

They display different forms of suckage.

Jets- arising from stupidity, lack of discipline, incompetence
Colts-arising from being whiny, meek, soft, small, paranoid

 

[PATS16N0]

I ****ing love this thread.

Edit: Also i'm drunk

 

[FourierSeries]

 

[FourierSeries]

 

[woolster22]

NSFW

That is gold. Pure gold.

 

[RayClay]

He's been the perfect replacement for Peyton.

The funny thing is, the NFL created an all-expansion division for Manning to take over and now Luck will reap the benefits the most. Since Luck has been in the NFL, his AFCS opponents have a total record 0f 47-97 for a whopping 32.6% winning percentage.

Good catch, I hadn't realized that, although the titans were just renamed Houston oilers

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

 

[Mountain_Commando]

 

[1960Pats]

Good catch, I hadn't realized that, although the titans were just renamed Houston oilers

I have my own system when it comes to defining an expansion team. I like to stay with the city.
- Indy is an expansion team even though the players came when they slithered out of Baltimore.
- The Baltimore Ravens are the Baltimore Colts with a new name and players from Cleveland.
- Cleveland is the Browns and always will be. They just took some time away from the game.
- The Houston Texans are the Oilers with a different name and also some time away.
- Tennessee is an expansion team that took it's players from Houston.
See?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Like a "blither of media" or a "media of morons"?

That works.

Also, for our other favorite franchise, a group of Jets would be a "fester".

How about a "corruption" of NFL* executives?

A giggle of cheerleaders...

 

[Gwedd]

All I know is that their owner is a frikkin' freak of nature. He sucks AND blows at the same time.

Everytime he comes out with some new praise for the Colts I make this face

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

This deserves a BUMP with the revelation that it is the Indy Pissants who are lobbying Goodell to keep the crazy undeserved punishment of Tom Brady intact.

 

[Mack Herron]

2014 highlights "Standing next to greatness" on NFL network now!

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

AFC Finalist...HAHAHAH

 

[Koma]

There's a lot going on now, with the Brady legal drama still unfolding and the second week of preseason games taking place. I think it's important to not lose sight of some other events, like the fact that this guy is a huge Colts fan: