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For those of you who dont understand "sportsball" talk and have no idea whats going on this week, I'll translate:

New England is down their lvl 15 elvish ranger and lv 11 orc barbarian, and has worked with one bar hired lvl 6 human ranger, who was subsequently injured last week fighting a cave troll (whom he rolled 3 critical hits against in the first 3 rounds of combat). They are now running with a lvl 2 half elf ranger as their leader, who single handedly took down a flaming skull, then proceeded to complete a quest of taking down a horde of goblins selling elves and dwarves into slavery (led by lvl 16 human mage). And they did this without taking any damage.

(Sadly, the final sentence was clearly written before today's news.)
 
ok this is interesting how would you "translate" the patriots to other people in life. The onnly other example i can think of red carpet fashion whre the top desigener dress got stuck in customs for 4 weeks the low cost knock off back waas ripped at one show then they had to weatr something off the rack and still got a magazine award. but i am not that that smart.
any one smarter then me shold translate the patriiots into there lines of work
 
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Playing an opponent without a Rook, a Knight and a Queen and still Checkmate them.
 
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