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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.Thanks, man!I usually start with something light. A week straight of being strapped into a chair with the same Pats highlights playing over and over to “This is the End” by The Doors on repeat. If that doesn’t do it, I usually waterboard them. If they persist after that, I’ll rip finger nails and toe nails out with needle nose pliers, put cigs out on their testicles, electrocute them with low voltage, and finally rip their skin off (starting with their feet) and dipping the affected body part into hydrogen peroxide.
A buddy of mine is a diehard JEST fan who was about to have his first child. I had a pre birth intervention. I pointed out the half century of JEST disappointment and suggested he allow his newborn to become a Pats fan...”let the kid experience the joy of winning instead of the gloom and doom of constant failure.”
His response: “ Fu$k that..... Jets baby all the way”
Some species never evolve. JEST fans and co$kroaches come to mind
Did you record that conversation? It could be used as evidence to justify child welfare agency intervention and foster care.A buddy of mine is a diehard JEST fan who was about to have his first child. I had a pre birth intervention. I pointed out the half century of JEST disappointment and suggested he allow his newborn to become a Pats fan...”let the kid experience the joy of winning instead of the gloom and doom of constant failure.”
His response: “ Fu$k that..... Jets baby all the way”
Spoke with my JEST buddy recently.... his kid is 10 now. Asked him if he brings his kid to JEST games (season ticket holder).Did you record that conversation? It could be used as evidence to justify child welfare agency intervention and foster care.
Spoke with my JEST buddy recently.... his kid is 10 now. Asked him if he brings his kid to JEST games (season ticket holder).
Answer: once
Explanation: JEST fans are horrible people who act like animals at games and his kid was scared to death by the crazies who just yelled obscenities and picked fights the entire game.
Still, he doesn’t regret inflicting his kid to a lifetime of losing.
No surprise this family are Mets fans as well.
Does she play chess?My situation is hopeless. My girlfriend who is from Colombia and who is psycho crazy about soccer keeps asking me why this sport isn't called "handball" because after all, hands are involved most of the time. I have tried every trick I can think of to try and get her involved, but no luck.
Even bought her a Brady jersey which is folded up somewhere in her closet, gathering dust.
I would not do this. How would you feel about a friend trying to get you into soap operas or the wrong cable news network? Let it go.Hello, everyone! Recently, I have been wanting to get some friends into Patriots football but don't want to come off as overbearing or annoying in advertising them to them.
How about toss a football around with your kid? Take him to a game? Tailgate? My interest in football was due to the camaraderie of attending a game with my father and the guys he worked with or with my father and his brother.What's your strategy with friends or maybe even your own kids. Do you showoff highlights, invite them to games or ramble for hours about them? Eventually I will also want a son or daughter of my own on that note so I ask a second question for mothers/fathers of Pats Fans.
No.Do your kids like Patriots football? If so, how did you get them into it?
Don't worry about the kids angle. You'll have them brainwashed before their first memory. Haha.
I wouldn't recruit anyone to become a patsfan. As the saying goes, you can lead a horse to utopia but you can't force it to drink from the fountain of youth.
Get them educated on Patriots winning culture. I suggest having them watch "The Brady Six" and BB's "Do Your Job" (parts 1 & 2), all available on YouTube. Lots of valuable life lessons about success and perseverance there. Maybe even the new Edelman documentary, which really is a fun watch and well done.Hello, everyone! Recently, I have been wanting to get some friends into Patriots football but don't want to come off as overbearing or annoying in advertising them to them.
What's your strategy with friends or maybe even your own kids. Do you showoff highlights, invite them to games or ramble for hours about them? Eventually I will also want a son or daughter of my own on that note so I ask a second question for mothers/fathers of Pats Fans.
Do your kids like Patriots football? If so, how did you get them into it?
Get them educated on Patriots winning culture. I suggest having them watch "The Brady Six" and BB's "Do Your Job" (parts 1 & 2), all available on YouTube. Lots of valuable life lessons about success and perseverance there. Maybe even the new Edelman documentary, which really is a fun watch and well done.
Granted, a Jete fan would be a candidate for homicide, but a woman who knows football enough to be a fan of any team adds to her attractiveness, IMO. Aren't there any NFC teams you kind of like/kind of root for?It's not buttsex where you have to cajole someone into it, jeez..
Take them to a football party and it will either click or it won't. And if it doesn't get them out of your life, you don't need that type of toxicity.
BTW, I don't care how insane this sounds but I could not date someone who was a fan of another NFL team. Just can't do it.
Aren't there any NFC teams you kind of like/kind of root for?