Hilarious reddit thread from Colts fan

[neuronet]

I was laughing so hard at this. Note it has lots of swears in it, it was posted to the Patriots subreddit by redditor coltsfanpleasekillme:
Colts fan here. **** you and your beautiful quarterbacks. [Analysis] • r/Patriots

 

[Joey007]

Hey now, ugly looking QB's belong in areas with ugly looking people. Andrew Luck is well above average looking when you compare him to how everyone else in that city looks.

 

[Joey007]

I'm gonna steal a joke here from Sir Charles Barkley to give you a good picture here...

They actually invented the toothbrush out in Indianapolis. They named it toothbrush, and not "teethbrush" because everyone out there has one tooth.

 

[Jackson 2]

I'm gonna steal a joke here from Sir Charles Barkley to give you a good picture here...

They actually invented the toothbrush out in Indianapolis. They named it toothbrush, and not "teethbrush" because everyone out there has one tooth.

That's complete BS. No one out there has any. Not one. None. Zip. Zero.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Dear Colts fan,

Perhaps you need to move to a more accepting community where you can deal with your ... um, urges in some other way than by getting excited at pictures of NFL quarterbacks.

Wishing you a healthy future,

Mike

 

[NormZauchin]

I was laughing so hard at this. Note it has lots of swears in it, it was posted to the Patriots subreddit by redditor coltsfanpleasekillme:
Colts fan here. **** you and your beautiful quarterbacks. [Analysis] • r/Patriots

Their center is scary.

 

[Soliel]

Apparently there are a lot of freaks crawling around in the mid west.


Move out of the sticks fellas.

 

[edkk323]

Tom Brady can make a lot of straight men..........not straight

 

[Wordsmyth]

I remember an online Failbook war I participated in circa 2007, when the GOAT sported his long locks. The Clots fan freaked out and (chortle) dubbed him "The GEICO Caveman." Then the Clots drafted Luck.

Oh, the irony is delicious.

 

[ChessToCheckers]

For me, the best link in that post was from the comment:

"Then somehow, Van Noy married to the goddess named Marissa Powell"

I'm slipping. I didn't know this.

Wow! Props to Van Noy!

 

[PatriotsReign]

Tom Brady can make a lot of straight men..........not straight

Speak for yourself!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Tom Brady can make a lot of straight men..........not straight

fnord! It is a site violation for a poster to have a 2nd secret account on Patsfans.

 

[fair catch fryar]

That's complete BS. No one out there has any. Not one. None. Zip. Zero.

Then how in the hell can they eat corn on the cob without at least one?

 

[pctronics0072]

Their center is scary.

I found that to be one of the funniest parts of his rant.

 

[Mike the Brit]

In training ...

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[BradyFTW!]

In training ...

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wtf? that is perfect