Herein we post NFL cringe moments & ***** about TSwift ??

[Thelonious]

You old brother. I'm not far behind you though.

I am indeed old, but I have never at any period of my life acted my age, so all is well.

 

[Chevy]

We tried a drummer once. He made us "swing," which resulted in an exaccerbation of our baritone's hernia. We are no longer built for swinging of any kind. We might consider a tasteful bit of castanet or genteel fingersnapping to be added in post-production: that'd be it, though.

SO, more this?

 

[Guts]

There's going to be a lot of glazing after Mahomes beats the unbeatable Broncos today with the flu

 

[Patsgofor4]

There's going to be a lot of glazing after Mahomes beats the unbeatable Broncos today with the flu

Very unlikely that he has the influenza….maybe a milder flu-like viral illness. That “flu” characterization gets thrown around far too casually. He’d probably spread influenza to the most of the offense.

 

[Guts]

Very unlikely that he has the influenza….maybe a milder flu-like viral illness. That “flu” characterization gets thrown around far too casually. He’d probably spread influenza to the most of the offense.

Probably got mono from Taylor Swift

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Probably got mono from Travis Kelce who got it from Taylor Swift

^

 

[stcjones]

Ugh this is so hard to watch again….one of the dumbest plays in the history of NFL and all sports….!

 

[Patsfan1958]

I'm sick of the whole Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift nonsense. I absolutely hate it when they show that ***** on TV and it pisses me off when they show Taylor too.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I'm sick of the whole Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift nonsense. I absolutely hate it when they show that ***** on TV and it pisses me off when they show Taylor too.

Dude I’m stealing this…might use some variation.

 

[PATS16N0]

Taylor Swift gives off that “girl who knows nothing but yells commentary the loudest and most at the Super Bowl party” vibe.

“Yay we won! Wait, a touchdown is only worth six points? So we’re still down 8? Damn.”

“Yeah they’re only worth six. Thanks for talking over every play.”

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Taylor Swift gives off that “girl who knows nothing but yells commentary the loudest and most at the Super Bowl party” vibe.

“Yay we won! Wait, a touchdown is only worth six points? So we’re still down 8? Damn.”

“Yeah they’re only worth six. Thanks for talking over every play.”

Yet she isn’t even close to the most annoying SO in that luxury booth.

 

[denverpatsfan]

She didn't dare attend the game today in Denver.

 

[Patsfan1958]

Dude I’m stealing this…might use some variation.

You have my blessings sir. You may steal away.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Jim Beankie]

Dude I’m stealing this…might use some variation.

If I didn't read your post, I would've missed the punchline.

 

[Jim Beankie]

This is the cringest of cringe this is what keeps my sensei @Patsfan1958 up and he only gets 3-4 hours of sleep because of this ****nright here

Less work for AI to do...

 

[UGAPatsfan]

Say what you will RE T Swizzy….all of you would smash

 

[Guts]

Say what you will RE T Swizzy….all of you would smash

I would cause I'm a despicable human being who lacks morals

 

[Guts]

Say what you will RE T Swizzy….all of you would smash

But she belongs to my boy @Jangles so stay away

 

[Jim Beankie]

“Those mother ****ers are not real” airplane lady >>>> Mahomes annoying wife/girlfriend

I know this is an oldie but goodie, but the warning sign is that she's named Tiffany... (obv in jest apologies to women named Tiffany)