Happy birthday to the GOAT, Tom F—ing Brady

[ctpatsfan77]

 

[Deus Irae]

A dyslexic is going to have a whole different take on this thread's title.

 

[Joey007]

Oh no... All it reminds me is that our guy is one year away from 40

Happy birthday, Tom!

 

[PatsBoy12]

Oh no... All it reminds me is that our guy is one year away from 40

Happy birthday, Tom!

Might as well be one year away from 30 the way he's playing. Yeah, what a bum. Lol

Seriously, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Thomas F Brady. May your fans make it as special for you as you've made the last 15 going on 16 for us! Cheers!

 

[PatsBoy12]

A dyslexic is going to have a whole different take on this thread's title.

You win the Internet for the month of August, Deus. And you get the parking spot closest to the front of the building. Classic! Lmao

 

[Mike the Brit]

Happy birthday, Tom!

"As good a player as he is on the field, he's a better person off it." H. Evans

 

[PatsBoy12]

Happy birthday, Tom!

"As good a player as he is on the field, he's a better person off it." H. Evans

That's BS if I've ever heard it. Everyone knows Tom likes to impregnate women and leave them for supermodels. He also throws his linemen under the bus and demands top dollar during every contract negotiation. He's able to deflate footballs in a single bound, while watching footage of other teams' practices with one eye and reading their playbooks that he personally stole from the trash with the other. He then secretly removes all of the ice at Gillette so the other team has to drink warm Gatorade, which does not hydrate them for the game like cold Gatorade does. And if all of that wasn't enough, EVERYONE knows the only reason they just purchased the $20M condo was so that they could have a place for his HGH to be delivered discreetly. Moynahan no longer wants to be his drug mule. Does that cover everything?

 

[Mike the Brit]

That's BS if I've ever heard it. Everyone knows Tom likes to impregnate women and leave them for supermodels. He also throws his linemen under the bus and demands top dollar during every contract negotiation. He's able to deflate footballs in a single bound, while watching footage of other teams' practices with one eye and reading their playbooks that he personally stole from the trash with the other. He then secretly removes all of the ice at Gillette so the other team has to drink warm Gatorade, which does not hydrate them for the game like cold Gatorade does. And if all of that wasn't enough, EVERYONE knows the only reason they just purchased the $20M condo was so that they could have a place for his HGH to be delivered discreetly. Moynahan no longer wants to be his drug mule. Does that cover everything?

Don't give up the day job.

 

[DarrylS]

Will Max Kellerman rant and rave about this event??

I don't see no "bum"...

Happy Birthday #12..

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

Tom, eat some real ice cream today for gods sake man...

 

[PatsBoy12]

Don't give up the day job.

You don't give up yours if you feel I was being serious (refer to post #4).

Man, Goodell and the media is making this fanbase soft. Wow. Are we really that sensitive around here now? Here, I changed the emoji for you.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Wishing the best to the best!

And to his best quality, knowing what you want, not making compromises and having the fortitude to stick with it.

 

[PatsBoy12]

Wishing the best to the best!

And to his best quality, knowing what you want, not making compromises and having the fortitude to stick with it.

Well said.

 

[BlueThunder]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM !!!

Only 34 more and you'll be my age

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

******* GOAT

 

[Galeb]

You don't give up yours if you feel I was being serious (refer to post #4).

Man, Goodell and the media is making this fanbase soft. Wow. Are we really that sensitive around here now? Here, I changed the emoji for you.

His reply implied that he knew you weren't being serious. Maybe the younger generations aren't familiar with it, but the expression "don't quit your day job" is usually in response to a failed attempt at humour.<---- Extra u added for the Brit.

 

[signbabybrady]

Some birthday cake.

 

[PatsBoy12]

His reply implied that he knew you weren't being serious. Maybe the younger generations aren't familiar with it, but the expression "don't quit your day job" is usually in response to a failed attempt at humour.<---- Extra u added for the Brit.

Well, I think I'm plenty funny so whatever to anyone who can't find jest in it. I think it's better than having to sit through thread after thread of angry Goodell B.S., myself.

 

[Galeb]

Well, I think I'm plenty funny so whatever to anyone who can't find jest in it. I think it's better than having to sit through thread after thread of angry Goodell B.S., myself.

I think I'm hilarious too, but there are few others who share that opinion. Keep trying, just don't quit your day job.

 

[PatsBoy12]

I think I'm hilarious too, but there are few others who share that opinion. Keep trying, just don't quit your day job.

Oh, trust me I will keep posting whatever I chose whenever I choose. Didn't need your permission or blessing, sporty. LOL U can always put me on ignore at any time <---- Added an extra U for you both.