Gronkowski Dry Humps Shaq's Ear

[Tuck]

Gronk tells reporter he's ready to go after the incident.

 

[NG Pats Fan]

What do you mean ready to go?

 

[slash83]

That was funny to watch

 

[WinstonSmith]

What do you mean ready to go?

He doesn't like to cuddle after dry humping an ear?

 

[Tunescribe]

That was funny to watch

Yeah, 12-year-olds across the country are in stitches over it.

 

[Joker]

we gotta ban all ears now?

 

[Huckleberry1]

Good to hear he’s back to himself.

 

[PP2]

He's going to get a earful from Foxboro, soon.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Yeah, 12-year-olds across the country are in stitches over it.

Gronk's peers

 

[bbobbo]

What do you mean ready to go?

he has a short refractory period
.

 

[maust]

Upon viewing Shaq's impressive ability to hold Gronk up without a flag in sight the Jete & Stealers immediately offered him competing contracts. The Mavs taking note of Gronk's impressive vertical leap and in consideration of Cuban's NFL obsession will be reaching out to Gronk later today.

 

[Tuck]

The funniest thing about the vid is how Shaq makes Gronk look so small. The guy must be close to Andre the Giant size

 

[tasmlab]

The funniest thing about the vid is how Shaq makes Gronk look so small. The guy must be close to Andre the Giant size

Just looked it up, Andre was about 3 inches taller and 250 pounds heavier.

I was worried about Shaq's back, being so tall and ex athlete. Probably hurts to have a pulsating Gronk on it. Dude's gonna need some Doans.

 

[Hyped]

69!!!

 

[Triumph]

Yeah, 12-year-olds across the country are in stitches over it.

Only because Gronk just turned 13.

 

[patfanken]

This sh!t was funny and entertaining when he was in his early to mid-twenties. But the guy is 29. Now I find it childish and annoying.

Now NO ONE was more immature than I was in my 20's, and I worked in the Boston bar scene part-time for over a decade, to go along with summers on the Cape, so I have danced on a bar shirtless on too many occasions (sometimes while being paid for it. ). But by the time I was Gronk's age, it started getting old very fast.

If I were Gronk's dad (or rather granddad), I would tell him, "It used to cute, son, but now it's just a bit sad." It's one thing to blow it all out a couple of times a year, but it seems like for Gronk it's a weekly event in the offseason. The man needs to get some more productive hobbies.

JMHO

 

[ausbacker]

This sh!t was funny and entertaining when he was in his early to mid-twenties. But the guy is 29. Now I find it childish and annoying.

Now NO ONE was more immature than I was in my 20's, and I worked in the Boston bar scene part-time for over a decade, to go along with summers on the Cape, so I have danced on a bar shirtless on too many occasions (sometimes while being paid for it. ). But by the time I was Gronk's age, it started getting old very fast.

If I were Gronk's dad (or rather granddad), I would tell him, "It used to cute, son, but now it's just a bit sad." It's one thing to blow it all out a couple of times a year, but it seems like for Gronk it's a weekly event in the offseason. The man needs to get some more productive hobbies.

JMHO

He's branding himself as the court jester. Good luck with that Gronk.

 

[Boston Boxer]

great player but his act is getting old. Unfortunately, he is marketing himself for life after football so he can make his money for the foreseeable future. Kind of smart of him to do but ya, he looks like an idiot

 

[PatriotsFan87]

Well he passed up Lisa Ann for shak's ear? Less disease in shaks ear. Only way it makes sense.

 

[IcyPatriot]

All the parties he's been to I would think by now he could dance better ... just saying ... what's the goal?
They get invited and paid to show up but is it worth it?