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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died one day.
When he got to heaven. God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the
window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special,
indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot
tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window,
a Pat the Patriot towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful or
anything, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold so many NFL
records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your
point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
 
he he .. I was down town yesterday and a Steelers friend of mine
hit me that one.
 
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