GDT drinking game

[PatsFanInVa]

We should make up a drinking game for game day threads, for those who indulge.

Once we've set the rules, play this game responsibly, as the human body can be overwhelmed at some point by alcohol intake. However - within one's physical limits - I'd like to open a thread of rules for viewing the game while tracking the game day thread.

I'll open the bidding with these suggestions...

"We're back to being the worst defense in football." = do a shot. (Two shots if the Chargers have fewer than 7 points when this is said.)

"Terrible playcalling" - chug

"Why do we always give up half the field after we score?" (and words to that effect) - chug

"Brand(o/i/e)n Cooks has returned to bust status" (and words to that effect) - chug; shot if said before halftime

"This season's over." - double-shot

"Can't get any pressure" - chug, unless it's true.

"This defense can't get off the field" - chug, unless it's true.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Anyone doing this would be endanger of death from serious alcohol poisoning

 

[oldrover]

(reading game day thread)

Okay, a shot...


Oops, another...


Oops, a third... better get a glass...


Oops...

 

[Mike the Brit]

"We should never have let [*anybody*] go."

"I hate it when they play prevent."

"WTF"

 

[Tony2046]

"Dwayne Allen is awesome" = Shotgunning a beer.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This week only...

"We should trade for ____" - chug a beer

"We should trade for ___" (another team's high-production starter we'd trade them a 7th round pick in 2019 or something) - Stand on head, beer bong

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Brady's age is showing - shot

 

[convertedpatsfan]

 

[meatface]

Can we only make the people who make the comments play the game? I feel like this whole forum would be better off if they get too drunk to type

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

"we'll never win another game"
" we should have traded Jimmy G. last year for 3 first round picks"
" They need to start (insert backup/PS player name here) instead".

Which is why I stay out of the game day threads....

 

[Ring 6]

Anyone doing this would be endanger of death from serious alcohol poisoning

And that’s if we win 45-0

 

[TB_Helmet]

"I turned off the TV"

(Patriots currently down 10-7 in the second quarter)

 

[Wheelman]

"Dwayne Allen is awesome" = Shotgunning a beer.

You know he was open on one play. Brady decided to throw it to a covered Gronk down the sideline which ended up incomplete. Then I think Allen(who was closest to the sideline where the camera was) said "God damn!".

 

[Uncle Rico]

"What the hell is Fouts talking about?"

 

[FCB02062]

Do a shot everytime a fanboy accuses a critic of being a Jets fan...

 

[XLIX]

I have a rule that will get you hammered faster than all the other rules combined:

Someone complains about the officiating - shot

 

[Delicate Genius]

 

[WinstonSmith]

Some variation of: "It looks/sounds like Bob Kraft is winning the GTA drinking game."

 

[Kdo5]

Do a shot everytime a fanboy accuses a critic of being a Jets fan...

I'll drink 10 shots if you manage to get through the thread without chicken littling.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Do a shot everytime a fanboy accuses a critic of being a Jets fan...

Hey! That's ME!!!