Esiason: Deflategate a conspiracy between Harbaugh and Paganism

[Joker]

If it was up to me, it wouldn't be "Pagan", it'd be PIGEON...as in........>

 

[Danger Zone]

He's just an Italian pagan.

Hey Pagano, pagano italiano!

 

[patchick]

Perhaps Harbaugh was casting the Spell to Ease a Broken Heart?

http://www.paganlibrary.com/rituals_spells/spell_ease_broken_heart.php

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

This is looking more like The Jerry Springer Show.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-nye-you-should-give-a-fck-about-climate-change-not-deflategate/

I'm waiting for someone to link Deflategate to the JFK Assassination.

 

[PATS16N0]

I actually feel bad for Luck in all this. He seems like a genuinely standup guy (love that he complements defensive players on hitting him the way Tom does), and if I were him I'd be so embarrassed about who I was working for. Cant believe how petty some organizations are.

I don't. Luck took stabs at us and said if we need to be punished, we need to be punished.

 

[Crononaut]

I don't. Luck took stabs at us and said if we need to be punished, we need to be punished.

Did not know this. All I heard him say was something to the effect that they were thoroughly outplayed and it wasn't because of air pressure.

 

[Peachhead]

It wouldn't be hard for the Colts to let some air out of the ball on the sidelines at all lol

How do you figure that? The Colts didn't have a tent or anything like that on their sideline. There were a few dozen TV cameras and tens of thousands of Patriots fans with smartphones (with video apps) at the game. If anyone captured it on video it would have been all over the internet weeks ago.

 

[PATS16N0]

Luck is overrated garbage and he has a big mouth for achieving nothing.

 

[PATS16N0]

How do you figure that? The Colts didn't have a tent or anything like that on their sideline. There were a few dozen TV cameras and tens of thousands of Patriots fans with smartphones (with video apps) at the game. If anyone captured it on video it would have been all over the internet weeks ago.

You can take air out of a football with an air needle, man. It doesn't take huge machinery. It would take 10 seconds.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I don't. Luck took stabs at us and said if we need to be punished, we need to be punished.

Luck is on the "against us" list..

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

If the Colts did this and get busted, when it is announced I will be ALMOST as happy as I was last Sunday night at 10:15 PM.

Please God, let this happen!

 

[Tunescribe]

So according to Esiason, this comes down to Harbaugh still being pissed about getting embarrassed by the Pats' offensive alignment wrinkle and Brady's "study the rule book" jab afterward. Harbaugh then goes to buddy Pagano and they cook up deflategate to embarrass Brady. If this is true, those guys are petulant slimeballs and should be INVESTIGATED by the famous R. Stokoe Goodell!!!

 

[karguy85]

So according to Esiason, this comes down to Harbaugh still being pissed about getting embarrassed by the Pats' offensive alignment wrinkle and Brady's "study the rule book" jab afterward. Harbaugh then goes to buddy Pagano and they cook up deflategate to embarrass Brady. If this is true, those guys are petulant slimeballs and should be INVESTIGATED by the famous R. Stokoe Goodell!!!

If this is true, and I'm not saying it is, both of them should be banned from the NFL for life. It is one thing to straddle the line to advantage your own team, but it's a totally different situation to try and frame your opponent because you feel humiliated.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

If the Colts did this and get busted, when it is announced I will be ALMOST as happy as I was last Sunday night at 10:15 PM.

Please God, let this happen!

what punishment should be delt to them if they did all of this?

 

[sieglo]

Draft picks. 1 first rounder each to NE.

 

[Joker]

someone needs to mash Mort's face like a pot of boiled potatoes. Rat ba$tard scumbag.

 

[Bella*chick]

If you send this to Colin Cowherd, he may notice it. Simmons was on with him the other day and made a remark about why don't they look at the Colts and Cowherd seemed interested in why he would say that.

 

[Jackson 2]

Sporting News and a few others have picked up on this. I still think it dies quietly, unfortunately.

 

[Wordsmyth]

I always suspected Pagano was a member of PAGAN (People Against Goodness And Normalcy)

Dragnet reference FTW!

 

[Jackson 2]

If you send this to Colin Cowherd, he may notice it. Simmons was on with him the other day and made a remark about why don't they look at the Colts and Cowherd seemed interested in why he would say that.

Just sent it.