Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

[FrodoBagginz]

Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

 

[SVN]

nfl will want to see surveillance tape of all past games if the guy went to pee before heading to the field....they are very thorough.

 

[IllegalContact]

There 11 guys with needle gauges in the bathroom waiting.....the 12 guy had to take a ****

 

[crash75]

This poor ball boy is going to develop some complex. He's going to be living in fear that he may be interrogated about any time he uses the restroom and will have idiots wanting to inspect and publicly criticize his balls.

 

[SVN]

oddly florio also talks crap

Could the employee have fished 12 balls out of a fairly large bag, deflated each of them by two pounds, put them back into the bag, and exited the bathroom in roughly 90 seconds? That question will surely become the centerpiece of the next red state/blue state debate between folks who have determined that the Patriots have done something wrong and those who are staunchly defending the franchise.

 

[QuantumMechanic]

Uh-oh. You think maybe he had a separate bag already in there and did the ol' switcheroo?

The refs mark the balls. So switcheroo balls would have to be marked identically enough for the refs to not be able to tell.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

 

[Tom meets Kaepernick]

Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

Hey ooooOH!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Pain]

oddly florio also talks crap

No he was being ironic

 

[Joker]

I think the entire country needs a refresher course in vocabulary...starting with the word LUDICROUS...and all its' synonyms.

 

[deters]

Thank god for that kid that Roethlisberger wasn't in there, or he would've gotten raped by more than 2 balls...

 

[New England Pride]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but New England leaks stuff through Florio correct?

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

Could the employee have fished 12 balls out of a fairly large bag, deflated each of them by two pounds, put them back into the bag, and exited the bathroom in roughly 90 seconds?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....No

That's ******ed. Just when I think they've hit peak stupid, they up it another notch.

 

[Dr Pain]

I think I can finally get some sleep after days of spinning

 

[IcyPatriot]

This makes total sense now ...

Kraft is cheap - we use Walmart footballs - it's the only logical solution.

 

[Tunescribe]

The refs mark the balls. So switcheroo balls would have to be marked identically enough for the refs to not be able to tell.

I already addressed this. Any good cheater organization has a forger on staff.

 

[eom]

stoppedtopeegate

 

[Deus Irae]

Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...



Note:

People have clicked "dislike" on this post, so they must think this woman is hot. It takes all kinds, I guess.

 

[Fixit]

Thank god for that kid that Roethlisberger wasn't in there, or he would've gotten raped by more than 2 balls...

Ooohhh, harshing the thread vibe.

 

[Delicate Genius]

It's been said already but seriously, the Pats are lucky that kid wasn't taking a dump.