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There's this one, because apparently the San Francisco fanbase hates us now, too:
Everyone loves Mac Jones, and for that, mankind must pay
Everyone loves Mac Jones, and for that, mankind must pay
The New England Patriots are the hottest team in football. They’ve won five games in a row by an aggregate score of 175-50, and they’ve won their last three games by an even more dominant margin (94-13). If the Buffalo Bills lose to angel of death Jonathan Taylor and the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday, the Patriots will reassume their longstanding place atop the AFC East, perhaps for another 20 years running.
And it makes me wanna f—king puke. By law, we should’ve been granted a break from the Patriots — from all of New England in general — for 50 years. Minimum. That is the debt that was owed. But nooooooooo. No, we have to endure yet another round of Boston fans getting drunk on their own erections, and it’s all because of this dork:
That’s quarterback Mac Jones, the darling of the NFL cognoscenti who is now my mortal enemy and must be disposed of with all due haste.