Drinking thread: Mods do not delete I will sue

[Nikolai]

Ray Lewis killed a guy, maybe two...he's been sexually frustrated ever since...

I'll have my lawyers call yours

 

[Tony2046]

Fnord has a tiny dic...er...he's not so big below. He's become a pansexual and can be found playing dueling flutes with Zamfir in S.F.'s tenderloin district...

How do you play dueling flutes with a kazoo?

 

[borg]

lmfao it is 2am on the east coast, all the patsfans grandpas have been asleep for at least 8 hours.

The Team Belichick disciples are likely front loading some quality REM winks preparing for a Super Bowl that might go past 10:30pm

 

[jmt57]

primary reminder: nothing sexual.

secondary reminder: deep state mods

The thread is safe until one-trick pony crudhammer sees it and attempts to hijack it.

 

[Ross12]

Was going to delete until I saw the picture of fnord, now I'm too scared of his raw unbridled masculinity and have become paralyzed with fear

 

[Pats2000]

Hey patsfans how are you. What is up? Let's chat about whatever.

Nothing sexual.

I'm here just chilling that shouldn't be a crime on a Friday night so why do I feel like the evil, Deep State mods are going to try to silence me?

PS - who is the QB with the best shot of being the next Drew Brees type guy who totally revitalizes his career here in New England?

Is it A) Marcus Mariota B) Carson Wentz C) Janine Garafolo

If you say Ray Lewis killed a guy I will sue you.

Fake news, the deep state has already chosen the Pats QB, another year of Cam Meowton throwing laser passes right into the ground.

 

[oldrover]

@Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Fnord has a tiny dic...er...he's not so big below. He's become a pansexual and can be found playing dueling flutes with Zamfir in S.F.'s tenderloin district...

 

[VrabelJr]

Missed this last night when I was drinking bourbon and wine but now I’m drinking coffee and reading Vonnegut, so how about option Z) Joe Flacco

 

[Ian]

Remind me to never go out drinking with @fnordcircle - pretty sure there's no way I could keep up and Lord only knows where I'd be found at the end of the night.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Remind me to never go out drinking with @fnordcircle - pretty sure there's no way I could keep up and Lord only knows where I'd be found at the end of the night.

You're doing the Lord's work, Ian -- PatsFans is giving shelter to a soul in torment.

 

[hornetfb85]

 

[ashley]

@fnordcircle by far the best thread of the year!!!!!!

 

[Horace's Ivories]

Someone needs to wake him up...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

 

[fnordcircle]

What the hell?

Someone must have hacked my account.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Remind me to never go out drinking with @fnordcircle - pretty sure there's no way I could keep up and Lord only knows where I'd be found at the end of the night.

The Hangover IV.

 

[Chevy]

you don't wanna 1v1 me bro i recreated my likeness in MSPaint notice the abs

Abs, or a bypass scar?

 

[fnordcircle]

Abs, or a bypass scar?

It's the scar from where I gave birth to your MOM

 

[venecol]

Lmao, he's drunk again.

 

[fnordcircle]

Lmao, he's drunk again.