Draft Mock Fails - Patriot Picks

[MaineMan]

A couple more mocks to mock:

Football Fan Spot:

Gets points for creativity in the 3rd round where most mocks seem to simply throw stuff at the wall.

17 - Jordan
28 - Houston
33 - Sherrod
60 - Watkins
74 - Randall Cobb
92 - Richard Sherman (Actually, a binky of mine. Who I would've expected to get at, like, #184.)

Apparently, we'll take

Rand-all C-o-b-b --- to replace
Rand-y M-o-s-s

Get it? BTW I really love how their paragraph of justification for the Cobb pick ends with, "They'll find a use for him." That's some deep draft analysis, right there.

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New NFL Draft:

17 - JJ Watt:
The mocker's explanation:

The Patriots get a good defensive lineman to help their defense. I had them taking a RB in prior drafts but the way they do running back by committee it doesn’t make sense for them to take a RB this high in the 2011 NFL Draft. So I have them taking Watt who will be a good fit in their defensive line scheme.

and then . . . .
28 - LeShoure (facepalm)
33 - Sherrod
60 - Winterswyk
76 - Brandon Burton (they have NO picking at #74)
95 - Ijalana (they have BAL picking at #92)
98 - Nigel Bradham OLB, Florida State (The pick we got from Denver? As our only Round Four pick? These guys aren't keeping up very well at all, are they? And, oh, BTW - Nigel WHO?)

159 - Alex Henery, KICKER (Way beyond the FAIL point now)
187 - Ladi Ajiboye, DE/DT, 6016/293. Bunting's notes on Ajiboye from the NFLPA Bowl.... That's the NFLPA Bowl:

"struggles to shed - good straight-line gap-shooter w/ some explosion off snap - poor hand use thru contact, easily engulfed/held-up inside"

Oh, HELL yes! Gotta have THAT guy!

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Oh do I have a FAIL you y'all:

NFL Draft Specialist

It is only one round, but it's a beauty!!

Pouncey at 17 and then wait for it.....

Locker at 28.

 

[Tasco]

Oh do I have a FAIL you y'all:

NFL Draft Specialist

It is only one round, but it's a beauty!!

Pouncey at 17 and then wait for it.....

Locker at 28.

yeah right...Wisniewski at 16, Pouncey at 17, and DAREUS AT 20...

hahaha

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Failed

17. Cam Jordan
28. Torrey Smith
33. Jake Locker
60. Stefan Wisniewski