***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 12 Results

[Dingleberry]

Week 12 is in the books. Unfortunately, we must say goodbye to a great guy and a veteran of the Casino, @JarOfMayo51 who was screwed out of doubling up his money by the Browns OT TD. I hope you will be back next season.

We have a new #1! And by God, has there ever been a more deserving #1 in the history of competitions? Let's all stop for a moment and contemplate his greatness. ***Moment of silence and reflection***

In reality, I should feel a lot of shame. The (+170k) week was built on the good fortune of the Jets and Dolphins. Rooting for those teams to lose while rooting for them to win (and cover) was not healthy for the voices in my head.

Hyped and mgcolby continue their aggressive and hot betting, remaining fixtures in the Top 5 with sb1 and ArchAngel. FreeTedWilliams and venecol also had big weeks and continue to climb to the top of the standings.

There are still 6 weeks of regular season betting remaining...and then 4 weeks of playoff betting. Lots and lots of time left. Here are some examples of impressive turnarounds...

*** BaconGrundle was at the lowest of lows just several weeks ago. He was down to $46k and quit the game, offering to gift his remining money to the Casino. We talked him off the ledge, comped him a night with a couple hookers, and now he is all the way up to $165,500! Nearly 4X his bank roll. He is in prime position for the playoffs just by increasing his money little by little for the next 6 weeks.

*** Calhoun44 was down to $111k back in Week 5. Six weeks later, he is at $283,000 and is firmly in the Top 10. Lots of 2 team teasers mixed with some straight up bets have fueled his rise. I don't think he has had a negative week since Week 5 (maybe one small one?). Very impressive roll!

***PatsFaninVa was down to $116,000 not too long ago. He has now almost doubled his money to $218,000 and is just outside the Top 10. He has mixed betting everything but the kitchen sink to steadily increase his dough. If I offered odds on the kitchen sink, he would bet it too. Real degenerate, that one.

Keep at it. You are not out of this until you are out of it.

One final note about the preseason prop bets. Several of the $20k bets have already won: Jakobi Over TD's, Rham Over Catches, Broncos Under Wins, Eagles Over Wins, Seahawks Over Wins, Falcons Over Wins, Jets Over Wins. And many other of our bets will win by the end of the season. Here are current prop winners. These winnings are NOT included in your current bankroll. They will be added at the end of the regular season. So far....

40k: Calhoun44, Hyped, venecol
20k: neuronet, mikeym, PowerRunRevival, Dingleberry, FreeTedWilliams, pazrul72, BaconGrundle, Brandon_Cox, Pat the Pats Fan, ArchAngel, 1960Pats

And FINALLY, I will post the Pats line and some props for TNF below. Please do not bet here. Just wanted to give some time to digest as I often don't have the betting thread up until Thursday. If you do not see a betting thread on Thursday, it means the Casino workers went on strike and the season has been cancelled. I will be declared the Champion since I am in first place.

Results below...










@mgcolby @ArchAngel007 @sb1 @FreeTedWilliams @venecol @Hyped @Calhoun44 @Ford Prefect @pazrul72 @PatsFanInVa @borisman @Brandon_Cox @Pat the Pats Fan @mikey m @neuronet @BaconGrundleCandy @Brotherblues @Chevy @PowerRunRevival @pctronics0072 @Froob @1960Pats

 

[neuronet]

F the Bills, F the Browns.

 

[Hyped]

Thanks, @Dingleberry! This has been so much fun....would only be better if it were real money, LOL.

BTW, may I suggest a prop bet for TNF?

Over/Under on the # of times the Bills will punt. I say 3 punts is a good number for the Casino.

 

[pazrul72]

What's this about comped hookers for complaining?

RIGGED! This casino is a cheating cesspool of scum and villainy just look the "number one" guy is the OWNER! I'm going to the papers! You'll never run money in this town again!

 

[Dingleberry]

What's this about comped hookers for complaining?

RIGGED! This casino is a cheating cesspool of scum and villainy just look the "number one" guy is the OWNER! I'm going to the papers! You'll never run money in this town again!

I may run for Congress next, but I fear I am not yet as accomplished a criminal as I would need to be. Still more work to do. Call me a CLIT. Congressional Liar In Training.

And that goes for R's and D's alike before anyone goes whining to Ian!

 

[Dingleberry]

Thanks, @Dingleberry! This has been so much fun....would only be better if it were real money, LOL.

BTW, may I suggest a prop bet for TNF?

Over/Under on the # of times the Bills will punt. I say 3 punts is a good number for the Casino.

That's a great idea. I honestly think I would set the O/U of Bills punts at 2.5. And I think I would take the Under. Not being a doomer, but I want to see a single punt before I believe it will happen.

 

[pazrul72]

I may run for Congress next, but I fear I am not yet as accomplished a criminal as I would need to be. Still more work to do. Call me a CLIT. Congressional Liar In Training.

And that goes for R's and D's alike before anyone goes whining to Ian!

This hooker isn't pretty enough, I want a new one or your clit career will be over before it began.

 

[Dingleberry]

This hooker isn't pretty enough, I want a new one or your clit career will be over before it began.

She's fine. You're just not drunk enough. Comping the drinks as well.

 

[mgcolby]

**** Jeff Saturday and Matty Melt! Dagnabbit those bastahds cost me first place. Like every casino the house always wins. Its rigged damn it...its rigged!

But my sorry degenerate ass will be back on Thursday to keep betting in a casino I know is rigged!.

But seriously thats two huge weeks in a row. Good job Dingle! But don't be mistaken, I plan on cleaning your ass out and taking all your dingleberries!

 

[PowerRunRevival]

I don't think I've got a Patriots related bet right all year, but the Mac over under for yards is calling to me. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up to stay away.

 

[Dingleberry]

**** Jeff Saturday and Matty Melt! Dagnabbit those bastahds cost me first place. Like every casino the house always wins. Its rigged damn it...its rigged!

But my sorry degenerate ass will be back on Thursday to keep betting in a casino I know is rigged!.

But seriously thats two huge weeks in a row. Good job Dingle! But don't be mistaken, I plan on cleaning your ass out and taking all your dingleberries!

I was actually planning on betting 20k on a Steelers/Over teaser to try to get ahead of you. I saw you bet 25k on the Colts and held back. Didn't want to fall further behind if the Colts won. Got lucky!

Wait just a minute. Did you just type something about cleaning my ass and taking my dingleberries? That was metaphorical, I hope?

Don't worry about me though. I am no competition. I am due for an epic negative week or two.

 

[Dingleberry]

I don't think I've got a Patriots related bet right all year, but the Mac over under for yards is calling to me. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up to stay away.

I agree. I almost never bet the Pats games, for or against. Too much bias being a fan.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What's this about comped hookers for complaining?

RIGGED! This casino is a cheating cesspool of scum and villainy just look the "number one" guy is the OWNER! I'm going to the papers! You'll never run money in this town again!

Were you all ready to win this week, in fact you DID win this week...?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

5k Devante Parker > 39.5 receiving yards
5k Jones >235.5 yards
5k Rham > 32.5 receiving yards
2k on a Parker TD, +300
5k on another Hunter Henry, +300 even if they do take it away
2K D/ST Sacks + Int. 3.5
5k D/ST TD

Didn't want to touch the actual game but what the hell, +200 moneyline, they're fat and happy, we need it more and besides we woulda coulda shoulda beat a way better team and they squeeked by the Lions?
Pats Win! Pats Win! Pats Win!

5k at +200 moneyline
5k on the over (43.5)

This has the potential to be such a Dinglebust.

PPPP #1, 10k (+600)
Rham TD
Rham 65+ rushing
Rham 35+ receiving

And that's just Thursday. Degenerate enough?

 

[Dingleberry]

5k Devante Parker > 39.5 receiving yards
5k Jones >235.5 yards
5k Rham > 32.5 receiving yards
2k on a Parker TD, +300
5k on another Hunter Henry, +300 even if they do take it away
2K D/ST Sacks + Int. 3.5
5k D/ST TD

Didn't want to touch the actual game but what the hell, +200 moneyline, they're fat and happy, we need it more and besides we woulda coulda shoulda beat a way better team and they squeeked by the Lions?
Pats Win! Pats Win! Pats Win!

5k at +200 moneyline
5k on the over (43.5)

This has the potential to be such a Dinglebust.

PPPP #1, 10k (+600)
Rham TD
Rham 65+ rushing
Rham 35+ receiving

And that's just Thursday. Degenerate enough?

I appreciate your eagerness, but this isn't the betting thread you Gambler's Anonymous dropout!

 

[mgcolby]

5k Devante Parker > 39.5 receiving yards
5k Jones >235.5 yards
5k Rham > 32.5 receiving yards
2k on a Parker TD, +300
5k on another Hunter Henry, +300 even if they do take it away
2K D/ST Sacks + Int. 3.5
5k D/ST TD

Didn't want to touch the actual game but what the hell, +200 moneyline, they're fat and happy, we need it more and besides we woulda coulda shoulda beat a way better team and they squeeked by the Lions?
Pats Win! Pats Win! Pats Win!

5k at +200 moneyline
5k on the over (43.5)

This has the potential to be such a Dinglebust.

PPPP #1, 10k (+600)
Rham TD
Rham 65+ rushing
Rham 35+ receiving

And that's just Thursday. Degenerate enough?

By the way that was a light hearted ugh....just wanted to point that out. More a busting your balls kind of thing.

 

[venecol]

And FINALLY, I will post the Pats line and some props for TNF below. Please do not bet here.

5k Devante Parker > 39.5 receiving yards
5k Jones >235.5 yards
5k Rham > 32.5 receiving yards
2k on a Parker TD, +300
5k on another Hunter Henry, +300 even if they do take it away
2K D/ST Sacks + Int. 3.5
5k D/ST TD

Didn't want to touch the actual game but what the hell, +200 moneyline, they're fat and happy, we need it more and besides we woulda coulda shoulda beat a way better team and they squeeked by the Lions?
Pats Win! Pats Win! Pats Win!

5k at +200 moneyline
5k on the over (43.5)

This has the potential to be such a Dinglebust.

PPPP #1, 10k (+600)
Rham TD
Rham 65+ rushing
Rham 35+ receiving

And that's just Thursday. Degenerate enough?

 

[Dingleberry]

In fairness to PatsFanVagina, it's easy to miss anything amongst my verbal diarrhea in the first post!

@PatsFanInVa , gotta love the enthusiasm though. Just make sure you offset a little just in case the Pats go tits up.

Be a real scumbag bettor like myself and go with the Jetes!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

That's PatsFanINVagina. And yes, I did mean your sister. Welp, I'll look for your betting thread. I'm guessing it's not up yet and I'm calling a bookie blind to bet 20 bucks it isn't. But I'll look anyway.

 

[pazrul72]

Were you all ready to win this week, in fact you DID win this week...?

Nah. This was one of my worst weeks ever. Too busy between work and Thanksgiving family BS to make my usual find 8-10 bets I like and do 3k on each. Instead I went all in on the pats winning which just reinforced my plan of spreading a wide net and surviving til the playoffs.