Couple of nuggets from Bengals Boards

[RobertWeathers]

Repeat after me: I AM A GOOD DAD.

I try, man....I try.

As some parents can attest with teenage girls, you sometimes long for the moments when the biggest problem was trying to find the My Little Pony DVD....

 

[Dorito Dink]

Love these threads. I guess you have to have a sense of humor when your team never wins.

On another note, it's always refreshing to see some sensible fans elsewhere

"It's not going to be pretty. The Pats will be out for blood all year after that moronic suspension, and the Bengals will just be the next sacrifice."

 

[BradyFTW!]

Eifert being out again is a huge break for us. I don't see how they put points on the board without him. Our defensive game plan can basically be "throw the kitchen sink at AJ Green", because they don't have anyone else who can beat us. LaFell, Kroft and Bernard can probably be counted on to rack up some yards, but I don't see it converting to much in the way of points.

 

[Deus Irae]

Eifert being out again is a huge break for us. I don't see how they put points on the board without him. Our defensive game plan can basically be "throw the kitchen sink at AJ Green", because they don't have anyone else who can beat us. LaFell, Kroft and Bernard can probably be counted on to rack up some yards, but I don't see it converting to much in the way of points.

Smother A.J. Green
Stop the running backs
Wait for Dalton to wet himself
Profit