Chris Simms: Not A Top-Five Species

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Just going off of intelligence here:

1. Homo sapien (modern man)
2. Callithrix jacchus (common monkey)
3. Canis lupus (dog)
4. Homo neanderthalensis (neanderthal man)
5. Periplaneta americana (American ****roach)
6. Chrisicus simmsicus (Chris Simms)
7. Jetsloser livesinmomsbasementia (Jets fan)

He just missed the cut.

Discuss.

 

[ausbacker]

Would you mind filling me in as to why I am going to agree with you?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Would you mind filling me in as to why I am going to agree with you?

http://nesn.com/2014/11/chris-simms-tom-brady-is-not-a-top-five-nfl-quarterback/

 

[shmessy]

Who's Chris Simms?

 

[Saint Pat]

Would you mind filling me in as to why I am going to agree with you?

Chris Simms said TB12 is not a top five QB , right now in the league. I agree with OP...

 

[ausbacker]

Sweet lord, little Baby Jesus. Chris has gone and done it...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Who's Chris Simms?

I believe this is his most recent file photo. That is him in the foreground.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

loser is just saying this so he gains publicity..pretty pathetic

 

[Joker]

I disagree...I think Chris Simms IS a top five feces and I also...uh...oh wait....

species?

nevermind......

 

[Galeb]

I wonder what the circumstances were under which he departed the Pats coaching staff.

 

[terabthia2]

Jets indoctrination. Simms has it.

Jets culture. Trade yer brain cells for GD snacks...ya know it, baby!!

Welcome to Hell, Chris!!

 

[sb1]

Simms says both Russell Wilson and Big Ben > Brady and Manning

LMAO

 

[deters]

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Just going off of intelligence here:

1. Homo sapien (modern man)
2. Callithrix jacchus (common monkey)
3. Canis lupus (dog)
4. Homo neanderthalensis (neanderthal man)

Don't knock the ancestors, as it's hybridized Neanderthal genes that gave us (at least some of us) advanced mathematical capability along with logical reasoning and analytical problem solving.

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v453/n7194/full/453562a.html

"There's a gene cluster linked to advanced mathematics skills, information processing, logic, analytical intelligence, concentration skills... They weren't in the modern human genome until Neanderthals interbred with Cro-Magnons between 25,000 and 30,000 years ago."

 

[chasa]

big ben isnt even in my top 10. let alone top 5.

Big Ben just lost to the JETS, the 1-8 at the time Jets.

a top 5 QB doesnt lay as big of an egg as he just did against a terrible team.

 

[New England Pride]

Talk about trolling for clicks.

 

[102 Pat]

That spleen he lost in 2006 must be affecting his brain now...

 

[TBR]

Simms is probably mad after seeing "tom brady shirtless pics" under his wife's Google search history.

Or maybe she ordered some #12 Patriots underwear off NFL.com

 

[IcyPatriot]

Chris Simms of the lifetime 69 QB rating ...

Quite fitting for a guy who can suck his own while talking out of his ass.

 

[Rob0729]

Chris Simms isn't even in my top five Simms. Who cares?