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Carton of "Boomer and Carton" arrested for Ponzi scheme

Carton is really fun to listen to, if you can stomach hearing about NY teams, as fun to listen to as Kirk and Callahan before Reimer and The Witch started showing up there and ruined the show. But Carton is as crazy as a flipping loon, so this is no great surprise. I feel sorry for his family.
 
I dislike Carton as an analyst. He's a typical loudmouth *******, similar to Steven A. Smiff. Cracks me up when he tries to talk about hockey, it's like me trying to talk about neurosurgery. Carton only knows what a stick and a puck looks like, that's his complete knowledge of the sport.

As a person, he might be an ok dude. I will withhold judgment on this arrest until all the facts come out. Unlike Deflategate, I won't jump the gun until he is found guilty or not guilty.
 
I never heard of the guy before today, but after reading the news articles he certainly doesn't sound like the brightest bulb of the bunch.
 
I listen to them quite a bit. Carton can be very funny - quick witted. Now he can be funny in jail......
 
With Francesa leaving in December and now this guy doing an assholish thing, WFAN may have to hire this guy after all:


They let him audition for Francesa's show, believe it or not.
 
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Another example of the effect of "Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion", Fans know they will never win, they are so desperate they seek alternative, illegal gratification.. keep on feeding those machines or rolling the dice..

 
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OK officer...all set...what's my cell number?



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