Butler released

[Gunnails]

Hmphh,

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say,s "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."

 

[Joker]

....a jackass saunters into a saloon...

bartender says.."Hi ya, Jack....why the long face???..."

 

[Gunnails]

LOL, I'm also banned at ganggreen.com, the site administrators there are like the clowns down at homerheaven.

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I wouldn't know cause they banned me before I could develop an opinion.

I'm trying o move on.

Man says to a "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

 

[Julius Peppers]

Well, Carolina got a starting corner. Not saying much. Glue together a couple of old broomsticks and dirty mop, and it would make the secondary roster on the Panthers. They don't even have backups listed at CB on their NFL.com depth chart. I wonder if they'll draft Luck?

Best of luck, Darius.

Draff the Luck- omg I shore do hope so - lord godd have mercy - Im going back to play in my Carolina home there soon cause you fools wouldnt pay me and those fools in Chicago did.

 

[Joker]

....Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...

..... one was assaulted.

 

[Gunnails]

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

LOL
10 char

 

[Joker]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

 

[Gunnails]

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

 

[Joker]

I take my wife everywhere....

...she finds her way home

 

[italia44]

Re: Schefter: Butler released

That's Lance Bass. The chick from NSYNC.

oops,my bad.....wait a minute....does this mean Sanchize was cheating on Justin Beiber?...Oh...The Humanity!:bricks:

 

[Betterthanmost]

Should be getting into his new playbook instead of the nonstop tweeting. God, I hate twitter more than anything.

 

[Gunnails]

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

 

[Joker]

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

 

[Gunnails]

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

The Butler thread turns into a wife joke thread. Then again it's fitting. Butler was a joke.

 

[Joker]

in the end....I find that...the Butler didn't do it....<snicker>

 

[crowell33]

The secret to happiness is to follow a simple set of rules. Rule #1 : make sure my wife is happy. Rule #2 : forget all the other rules and go back to rule #1.

 

[stcjones]

Best of luck to Darius. Seems like a good guy and great athlete.

Just out of curiousity, what sport is it that he is a great athlete at?

 

[Patriot 37]

Just out of curiousity, what sport is it that he is a great athlete at?

Is the NFL combine a sport ?