Hey Douche, the year was 1974 and I was 5. We were playing the Raiders. Nat Moore just took the opening kickoff back for a TD. AT THAT MOMENT, at that very moment, I became a Dolphins fan. When Stabler completed that pass between 4 Dolphins at the end of the game to beat my beloved Fins I cried like a baby(well I was 5 so I guess I was a baby). Boom, just like that I was hooked. 33 suffering years later the hook is stronger than ever. I lived in Connecticut at the time. You see, like I stated in my previous post, you don't pick a team, it just happens. Okay there, douche?!
So when you move to Miami because you finally receive that mid 6 figure job offer, will you become a Dolphins fan?? All indications point to YES. We don't want you though. Now go away...