you hear the one about tony romo?
I hate him cuz he always has that stupid smile on his face and his hat backwards, which is ok, but not when you have a stupid looking tony romo face, and you say your smiling becaus you just love playing football, but when you aint playing so well, your stupid smile goes away, and you sit on the bench with your head down looking like your ready to cry, and the wide reciver who made you look like you were good yells at everyone, and the media says that he is a trouble maker, but really he is the only one trying to get the team fired up, as you sit there looking like someone just stole your bike, and I wish you got kicked in the face and after you were knocked out from that, someone turned that hat of yours around and took your wallet because you dont deserve half of the money you make, or jessica simpson, even though she is stupid, but she has nice thingies, so thats what makes her to good for you, but its ok cuz she's john mayers seconds, and she shouts out "tommy" when you guys are getting it on cuz all she can do is think of brady, cuz if she opens her eyes she's gonna see your orgasm face, and THAT face has got to be the ONLY face thats worse than your stupod smiling face.
oh yea, best joke ever.