Anyone going to camp who can check out our players' butts?

[BTTA]

Seems to be a primary predictor of power and explosiveness for a football player.

A 'high butt factor' might be an NFL Draft prospect's most prized asset

For years, the humble human haunches have been key indicators as football scouts evaluate players.

theathletic.com

 

[Ian]

Seems to be a primary predictor of power and explosiveness for a football player.

A 'high butt factor' might be an NFL Draft prospect's most prized asset

For years, the humble human haunches have been key indicators as football scouts evaluate players.

theathletic.com

I feel like "butt" and "explosiveness" are two words that never end well together.

 

[Pape]

"butt" and "explosiveness"

thank god for the miracle in a bottle

 

[Ross12]

Thread title definitely had me raising an eyebrow. Good one OP

 

[State]

Skinny Jeans Cole Strange has a metrosexual butt. Mike Onwenu has the lower half of football perfection the likes I haven’t seen since Brian Waters was here for only one glorious season.

 

[shmessy]

This club has changed since I left.

.

 

[borg]

If I'm not mistaken, I seem to remember Shawn Crable had a "high butt".

 

[NashuaPats]

 

[RobertWeathers]

I feel like "butt" and "explosiveness" are two words that never end well together.

Yep.

In 2016 BB kicked Alan Branch out of practice because he let out a 110 decibel nuclear fart in an all-team meeting.

 

[signbabybrady]

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[signbabybrady]

If I'm not mistaken, I seem to remember Shawn Crable had a "high butt".

Ron Brace was someone I recall with a large dumper

 

[Steve102]

This thread.

 

[Sicilian]

Oh good, another metric for the nerds to obsess over. "This guy has a 9.63 rating on the Universal Butt Scale, but his arms are only 32 inches so he's clearly suited best for LG".

 

[PATSNUTme]

This could be the 2nd most informative thread since the site started.

 

[signbabybrady]

This could be the 2nd most informative thread since the site started.

 

[Pape]

Happy Thursday to all enjoying the Butt thread

 

[Steve102]

Happy Thursday to all enjoying the Butt thread

Now here's some content I can get behind.

 

[jboston19]

Unless we got an X league team, I won’t be doing this.

 

[Pape]

Unless we got an X league team, I won’t be doing this.

hmmm... interesting idea...

 

[jboston19]

hmmm... interesting idea...

Thanks for backing me up!