All Patriots gear 50-percent off at Family Dollar

[Tunescribe]

I tried to get a Mac Jones calendar at Family Dollar but got elbowed out of the way by Tom Werner and John Henry who were arguing over whether the calendar could pitch long relief. Werner was bragging about how much he paid for his suit at Building #19 and three-eighths on Route 9 in Natick. Let's Go Red Sox.......

At first I didn't believe you. But then ...

 

[Bill Lee]

LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh, em, never mind...