A Break in the Vrabel Stolen Ring Case

[Ring 6]

Investigators have developed evidence that has led them to a primary suspect in the theft of Mike Vrabel's 3 SB rings.
Witnesses in Colorado have reported overhearing many conversations including comments such as:
"Even my Dad says I'm the best ever"
"Teams win Championships, not QBs"
"Statistics are the true judge of who is the greatest QB ever"
Followed up by
"Tom has 3, you have 1. Get more rings and then we will talk"

Houston detectives have been dispatched to Denver.
Rumor is they found their suspect muttering
"How do you expect me to get more than 7 points when I have only an above average receiving corps, because of those injuries" "Its not fair, its not fair, I won't go to Foxboro in January, and you can't make me"
Police have promised an update on the investigation as soon as the temper tantrums cease and the interrogation can begin.

 

[manxman2601]

That's a reasonable hypothesis but Marshall Faulk is still top of my suspect list.

 

[Joker]

Joey Porter is already broke and living in a cardboard box down by the river...there's MY chief suspect.

 

[Ring 6]

Joey Porter is already broke and living in a cardboard box down by the river...there's MY chief suspect.

Your first mistake is assuming he is smart enough to plan a crime, much less outmanuever the security of an unlocked door.

 

[Joker]

I knew my suspicion was flawed...maybe Porter TOLD Kurt Warner about them in a drunken state of near incoherence (normal Porter baseline).

 

[goheels22002]

Sources in New York are reporting the brother of the prime suspect is in possession of two stolen Super Bowl rings. When questioned, the New York suspect made a face at investigators so revolting and pathetic that they ran away screaming.