9/8: No Moss at practice

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Here is what happened yesterday......

BB: Hey, Randy what's up?
RM: Not much coach, you.
BB: You unhappy here? Got a question about you grumbling or something by the press.
RM: Nah, I just made one off hand comment about wanting to get a contract done, and they blew it out of whack. You know how much those guys can be jerks.
BB: Tell me about it. You know we plan to work out a deal with you, we just gonna get Tom's done first.
RM: I know. We're cool. Its those idiots in the media.
BB: How many times do I have to tell you, the less you say the better. You want get them back and mess with their heads a little?
RM: Sure, what you got in mind.
BB: Don't show up to pratice tommorow. Tate could use the extra reps. I will make some vague amigious comments. I bet at least one of them will write a story claiming you are holding out.
RM: Okay cool. I could use a day off.

 

[PATSNUTme]

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...s-will-get-their-taste-page2.html#post2138449

 

[Ryan]

I feel like I see a report that Moss didn't practice almost weekly during the regular season the last few years and he always ends up playing. Maybe I'm wrong, but it feels that way.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Randy has taken wednesdays off in particular at times before games for the past few years - I would not make anything of it

I think BB gives the long time vets an option per say

If he is not practicing thursday then it becomes interesting but I seriously doubt that

 

[reflexblue]

OUT: Randy Moss (dog-fake)

Damn dog faker.

 

[TheComeback]

What the heck is a dog faker, anyway? I Googled it and the first result was that infamous thread... not cstjohn17's best moment, that's for sure.

A "dog faker" is someone who acts really tired to throw the defense off. When the D starts ignoring them, they turn it on and jet down the field. I guess some people think it's lazy, since it means "taking off" a route every now and then, I think it's great when the guy is Randy Moss, because with him people always buy it and the result is usually a touchdown.

 

[A.C Vegas]

Here is what happened yesterday......

BB: Hey, Randy what's up?
RM: Not much coach, you.
BB: You unhappy here? Got a question about you grumbling or something by the press.
RM: Nah, I just made one off hand comment about wanting to get a contract done, and they blew it out of whack. You know how much those guys can be jerks.
BB: Tell me about it. You know we plan to work out a deal with you, we just gonna get Tom's done first.
RM: I know. We're cool. Its those idiots in the media.
BB: How many times do I have to tell you, the less you say the better. You want get them back and mess with their heads a little?
RM: Sure, what you got in mind.
BB: Don't show up to pratice tommorow. Tate could use the extra reps. I will make some vague amigious comments. I bet at least one of them will write a story claiming you are holding out.
RM: Okay cool. I could use a day off.

I can see this happening so easily and in the BB presser monotone LOL:singing:

 

[BradyFTW!]

What the heck is a dog faker, anyway? I Googled it and the first result was that infamous thread... not cstjohn17's best moment, that's for sure.

I don't know, and honestly I doubt cstjohn had any idea what it meant when he wrote it. It was pure, accidental awesomeness, and it spawned a term that, for pure entertainment value, I'm just going to keep using until it gets worn out.