New EnglanD Patriots 9
****sburgh Rapistburgers 6
The Pats offense almost scores a TD, but JJSS throws the ball out of the end zone on what should be a catch-and-run TD. He then flips both birds to the defense as he jogs back to the sideline, which kicks off the display of open hostilities between the O and the D. JJones returns a pick six for a TD and fakes a knee injury. The defense gets a safety, accounting for all nine points.
The Pats keep swinging their big D all the way to the #2 pick.