OT: Warren Sapp bitten by a shark

[KDPPatsfan85]

Warren Sapp bitten by shark while lobstering in Florida Keys

When karma bites back!

 

[signbabybrady]

And the shark could be heard saying "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Maybe it was the lobsters pimp looking for payment?

 

[Tunescribe]

Poor shark. I'll bet he couldn't wait to floss afterward.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

lol

 

[FrodoBagginz]

Sapp was merely seeking an investment to his start up Pimp company.

Unfortunately, he made his pitch to the wrong shark.

 

[BTTA]

It is really really really hard to get bitten by a shark. It just doesn't happen much. Wow.

 

[Deus Irae]

It is really really really hard to get bitten by a shark. It just doesn't happen much. Wow.

Florida is the shark bite capital of the world.

 

[Fencer]

Florida is the shark bite capital of the world.

As somebody who was involved in an NYC real estate mess, I beg to differ.

 

[Peachhead]

Did the shark swim off and die from food poisoning?

 

[nabwong]

Shark thought it got lucky and found a manatee.

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

 

[AzorianPats]

Couldnt have happened to a better person!

 

[PP2]

Did the shark swim off and die from food poisoning?

It died of excess vanity.

 

[PatriotsReign]

Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

But people use the toilet 50000000002 times more often than they swim in the ocean

It's all about percentages

 

[turkeyneck]

Where is the fund set up for donations to the shark?

 

[Huckleberry1]

That's terrible. Is the shark alright?

 

[Kontradiction]

How many pounds of Jordan's were recovered from the shark's stomach?

 

[Cunk]

Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

 

[Tunescribe]

Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

That's because it takes a few days for the pain signal to reach his reptilian brain. Until then he's unsure.