In honor of Chuck Norris, i will make some jokes for the occasion, i hope they are okay and taken in good spirits of the man, the myth, the legend.
Chuck Norris only died cause he got tired of defeating everyone who was alive and wanted a new challenge.
Death doesn't come for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris comes for death.
Chuck Norris will not be buried 6 feet down, the world will simply move 6 feet up.
They tried to cremate Chuck Norris today, In response the fire decided to put itself out.
Wherever Chuck Norris is buried, it will be the only cemetery where the residents will need to be worried about dying twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to the after life. The After life comes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will not be judged at the Pearly Gates, they will be judged by Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief it wasn't god who sent the devil to hell. It's the Devil who went to hell cause he knew Chuck Norris would go to Heaven.
It isn't that Father Time is undefeated... Chuck Norris just got tired of beating him year after year.
And that should do it from me. Good day.
