A dumb Pats fan criminal you might want to date

[Lloyd_Christmas]

You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

 

[signbabybrady]

Thats a funny story.....

I wanna see what this toy looks like.

 

[Peter Pat]

You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

Umm by saying not completely unattractive do you mean not a total train wreck, because she pretty much is. And I have a feeling if we saw the body under that mug shot it would only get worse.

 

[Pujo]

I think she's a man.

 

[BRiZ]

you have to wonder what she wanted the stuff animal for...

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Umm by saying not completely unattractive do you mean not a total train wreck, because she pretty much is. And I have a feeling if we saw the body under that mug shot it would only get worse.

No, I was going off past evidence that mug shots are usually 10 times worse than the person actually looks - ever see that Nick Nolte mug shot?

I think I'm mostly impressed with the lengths she will go to as a fan... that's real passion ... in a misplaced, stupid criminal sort of way.

As the last poster suggested though, I do have to wonder why she wanted the life-size stuffed animal of a Patriots player so bad... I'd like to see what it looks like.

 

[Rob0729]

You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

And she isn't partially attractive either.

 

[Char2na]

Thats a funny story.....

I wanna see what this toy looks like.

My Girlfriend lives in Naples. I'll swing by and take a picture next time I'm there.

No, I was going off past evidence that mug shots are usually 10 times worse than the person actually looks - ever see that Nick Nolte mug shot?

Yeah cause Nick Nolte is so much hotter in person. What!!??

 

[OhExaulted1]

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

Yikes! That ladies got crazy bunny eyes like that chick who ran away before her wedding.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-10-10-runaway-bride_x.htm

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Not completely unattractive?

Her face looks like she was trying to steal the grass on the field at Gillette in the middle of a game and got her face run over by the players cleats

 

[stcjones]

You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

Not completely unattractive? She looks like Rosie O'donnell having a seizure.....oh well, there's an a## for every seat as they say.........

 

[spacecrime]

I think she's a man.

Yeah, women aren't that stupid. Neither are men, usually, but perhaps he-she was drunk. Drunk men are as stupid as they come.

 

[tombonneau]

I think the real story here is she was charged with GRAND THEFT!!! How much was that ******* thing?

 

[PATSNUTme]

You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jun/30/deputies-east-naples-woman-tries-twice-steal-adult/

Two Words: LensCrafters. OK I guess that's one word.

A Patriots player stuffed animal??????

 

[Frezo]

Blech! I'd bet that even Marzilli wouldn't talk to her.

 

[flyonthewall]

My Girlfriend lives in Naples. I'll swing by and take a picture next time I'm there.



Yeah cause Nick Nolte is so much hotter in person. What!!??

You read my mind about the Nick Nolte comment!

 

[scout]

Someone should tell her Willie Andrews is available.

 

[jmt57]

I've been to Foxboro's a couple of times, it's a very cool place for displaced Pats fans. They draw a big crowd, and have to expand with a tent out in the parking lot come playoff time.

As far as dating a Pats fan, I'd much prefer to spend time with Bella*chick, PatsFanJess, or (assuming that's her in the avatar) Boston Jay over Ms. Sticky Fingers from Naples.

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

As far as dating a Pats fan, I'd much prefer to spend time with Bella*chick, PatsFanJess, or (assuming that's her in the avatar) Boston Jay over Ms. Sticky Fingers from Naples.

Pictures or a link please!

 

[PatsFanJess]

I've been to Foxboro's a couple of times, it's a very cool place for displaced Pats fans. They draw a big crowd, and have to expand with a tent out in the parking lot come playoff time.

As far as dating a Pats fan, I'd much prefer to spend time with Bella*chick, PatsFanJess, or (assuming that's her in the avatar) Boston Jay over Ms. Sticky Fingers from Naples.

What? Don't tell my boyfriend that...

The least of that woman's problems is her sticky fingers. She looks like a sasquatch.