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Colts fans organize boycott of Kraft Foods :)

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That is funny because Robert Kraft has no affiliation with Kraft Foods. Completely different company.
 
Brilliant thread. A lot of good slams (except for the death joke). Just thought I should bump this back up.
 
Ha! Those idiots! Lets get them back. Nobody on this board wear Dungyrees.
 
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Any excuse to harpoon Colts fans is a good excuse for me.
 
Oh and dont they brew colt-45 in the basement of the stadium? This will be tough, but everybody dump out all the colt-45 you have at home in the refrigerator.
 
Colts fans idea of a "High-Rise Condo":
 

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Re: Colts fans organize boycott of KRAFT

Well, you can't tell people in Indiana to stop using paper because most of them don't know how to write anyways.

They don't use toilet paper either.
 
Do you guys not get the Bob & Tom show out there? It's syndicated across the country. The Mr. Obvious Show is a running bit that they have, which is what started the whole thread. Those who have heard it get it right away. Since Bob & Tom are based in Indy, it's a safe bet that the Indy folks know full well it is a joke.

Never heard of Bob and Tom.
 
I guess that is supposed to be some sort of slam? They are are a ton of stations nation wide, including several "over there".

http://www.bobandtom.com/

Two stations in Maine. Zero in NH, VT, CT, RI, or MA

I guess two is "several."

I love people that bring the rope to hang themselves. Thanks for the link.
 
Re: Colts fans organize boycott of KRAFT

They don't use toilet paper either.

Did you hear about the Colt fan who won a toilet brush? After a week he said it worked real good but he preferred toilet paper.
 
Heard about the Colt fan who won a gold medal in the Olympics?

He was so proud, he had it mounted and bronzed. (or Aggie)
 
This one Colts fan's momma is so fat she wears a microwave like a beeper.
 
Two stations in Maine. Zero in NH, VT, CT, RI, or MA

I guess two is "several."

I love people that bring the rope to hang themselves. Thanks for the link.

I guess you need to tell the folks of Burlington that they are no longer considered Vermont. Geeze you are picky.
 
John MellonCamp... hoosier daddy?

No, Mellencamp is OK -- he has officially disowned the Colts. I was at one of his concerts in Chicago long ago. During a break in the music he praised the Bears and slammed the Colts as a carpet-bagged franchise that wasn't homegrown and not really part of the Indy community fabric. True story.
 
I can't get to the thread! Did they remove it?
 
No, Mellencamp is OK -- he has officially disowned the Colts. I was at one of his concerts in Chicago long ago. During a break in the music he praised the Bears and slammed the Colts as a carpet-bagged franchise that wasn't homegrown and not really part of the Indy community fabric. True story.

Really? Not a big Mellancamp fan, but it would be odd if that was the case since he performed and the Thursday night season opener last year. I doubt that Colts would want him there if he was so critical of them publicly.
 
I can't get to the thread! Did they remove it?

The forum has changed to some crappy thing and most all of the old threads are gone. They didn't carry over the member's registration let alone the threads.
 
The forum has changed to some crappy thing and most all of the old threads are gone. They didn't carry over the member's registration let alone the threads.

You seem to have half a brain... which is uncommon for a Colts fan. :rocker:
 
You seem to have half a brain... which is uncommon for a Colts fan. :rocker:

Umm...I guess that's about as close to a compliment as I'm going to get.

In the spirit of things...

So your saying I have about twice as much as folks around here???














It's a freakin' joke, no need to flame.
 
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