OT: Patriots plane in Middle East evacuation

[raduray]

Go Pats!

 

[Hugepatsfan]

Ugh!!! Don't those passengers know that there are gross ashtrays and bad wifi on that plan? Did they even read the NFLPA report card?!?!?!

 

[maust]

Can't help but wonder what grade the evacuees will give it

 

[p8ryts]

Go Pats!

I hope they didn't mess it up for our entitled athletes.

 

[Wozzy]

I hope they didn't mess it up for our entitled athletes.

How many of these people are 6'6" 320 pounds do you think?

 

[VrabelJr]

How many of these people are 6'6" 320 pounds do you think?

Not sure about the 6'6" part but given these are Americans there's probably at least a few pushing 300lbs in there

 

[Nikolai]

EVACUEE RATINGS

SEATING 3/5
"Better than American Airlines...I guess"

SMOKING FRIENDLY 5/5
"Provided ashtrays were a godsend for me and my kids."

BOLOGNA QUALITY 3/5
"Shockingly decent. Tastes like it's Kirkland maybe?"

AIR-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 1/5
"Got nervous when the Kuwaitis took a shot at us, but a NYJ charter stepped in between and save our bologna."

SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 2/5
"Jettisoned waste out the back and it worked..."

STEALTH 1/5
"With that logo and colors, we felt like a target the whole way...some guy tried to put a Pat Patriot logo on it when we landed at Logan."

OVERALL 2.5/5
"Did the job...we're not in Dubai anymore."

 

[JoeSixPat]

EVACUEE RATINGS

SEATING 3/5
"Better than American Airlines...I guess"

SMOKING FRIENDLY 5/5
"Provided ashtrays were a godsend for me and my kids."

BOLOGNA QUALITY 3/5
"Shockingly decent. Tastes like it's Kirkland maybe?"

AIR-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 1/5
"Got nervous when the Kuwaitis took a shot at us, but a NYJ charter stepped in between and save our bologna."

SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 2/5
"Jettisoned waste out the back and it worked..."

STEALTH 1/5
"With that logo and colors, we felt like a target the whole way...some guy tried to put a Pat Patriot logo on it when we landed at Logan."

OVERALL 2.5/5
"Did the job...we're not in Dubai anymore."

It actually IS an American Airlines 767! Though in this case the call is out for any and every hunk of junk charter that can be part of a Dunkirk-esque evacuation from countries they clearly never expected would be targeted in a regional war.

 

[Wozzy]

Not sure about the 6'6" part but given these are Americans there's probably at least a few pushing 300lbs in there

Fat is malleable, muscle less so.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Fat is malleable, muscle less so.

The Pats plane has enough seat belt extensions for everyone.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Not sure about the 6'6" part but given these are Americans there's probably at least a few pushing 300lbs in there

I'm gonna beat your ass for this one. Once I finished this double choco chunk brownie batter core marshmallow burger with triple deep fried pork fat

 

[WhatJustHappened]

Can't help but wonder what grade the evacuees will give it

Depends on if the ashtrays were empty.... : lmao:

 

[stinkypete]

Ugh!!! Don't those passengers know that there are gross ashtrays and bad wifi on that plan? Did they even read the NFLPA report card?!?!?!

Every plane I've been on still has ashtrays on the bathroom doors. Strange, as smoking is not allowed.