JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[Bill Lee]

Sauce saves two kids from a life of misery!



Just look at those kids ripping off those Jete jerseys!

It really warms one's heart!

 

[Thelonious]

Once again, they have what they need to rebuild their team. Once again they will fail to do so. The Jet's recent management of their team is a sort of tour de force in failure. They do show pretty good imagination: each failure is a little different. The last one was special fun: that little poodle-headed punk who was bonking all the ladies in his Mommy's bridge club. That was a good one.

 

[Bill Lee]

Interesting take on the Sauce Gardner trade:

 

[Uptown]

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Jete manage to “win” the toilet bowl battle against the Browns, and of course still lose because they can’t tank properly.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jete had 42 net passing yards, 169 yards total offense and 61 penalty yards, yet STILL beat Cleveland. Myles Garrett must be pulling his hair out.

 

[Jim Beankie]

I do have to say, though. One thing that sticks out about Fields so far is that he hasn't thrown a pick yet this year, and he's thrown only one in his last 19 games (15 starts and almost 400 attempts). That is pretty dang impressive.

I knew I was gonna jinx him!

 

[reflexblue]

Jete manage to “win” the toilet bowl battle against the Browns, and of course still lose because they can’t tank properly.

Yep, the jests are so bad they can't tank correctly. They suck at sucking.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Sounds like very strong odds that Garrett Wilson won’t be playing Thursday against the Pats due to re-injuring his knee.
Garrett Wilson re-injured the same knee that kept him out of two games

 

[TommyD4207]

Sounds like very strong odds that Garrett Wilson won’t be playing Thursday against the Pats due to re-injuring his knee.
Garrett Wilson re-injured the same knee that kept him out of two games

I'll take my chances with Gonzalez on Allan Lazard.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sounds like very strong odds that Garrett Wilson won’t be playing Thursday against the Pats due to re-injuring his knee.
Garrett Wilson re-injured the same knee that kept him out of two games

So the Jete might amass 20 passing yards Thursday night instead of 42.

 

[Jim Beankie]

That's a fine stat for him to pitch as a future backup - in fact if he wants to take a huge pay cut next year the Jets could do worse for a backup - or as another tankable QB should they decide to stalk Arch Manning in 2026.

But I'd guess he's throwing a lot more short low risk passes - and throwing anything longer into the ground or stands, as he's got LESS THAN HALF the passing yards that Maye has

Field's average completion is also about 6 YPC right now - whereas Maye is literally 50% higher averaging 9 YPC, which is pumped up by some of those nice long completions of course - but that's where the risk of an INT rises, so that's a trade off we're happy to see when it's working

No doubt the Jets need one of the good new QBs but I don't necessarily look at the Jets and blame Fields for another bad season - it's everyone.

Fair pts for this year, but last year Fields had a higher (assume you mean) YPA at 6.9, around league average. This year is 6.5, which isn't terrible (I mean Nix is 6.0). There's also a silly amount of luck involved with almost 400 pass attempts at 65% comp rate at ~6.75 YPA and only having 1 INT, and that was on a flukey tipped ball that went straight up in the air.

Obv he had the INT today and a horrid horrid game(but... won?!?). I never said he's anywhere near good.

 

[JoeSixPat]

Fair pts for this year, but last year Fields had a higher (assume you mean) YPA at 6.9, around league average. This year is 6.5, which isn't terrible (I mean Nix is 6.0). There's also a silly amount of luck involved with almost 400 pass attempts at 65% comp rate at ~6.75 YPA and only having 1 INT, and that was on a flukey tipped ball that went straight up in the air.

Obv he had the INT today and a horrid horrid game(but... won?!?). I never said he's anywhere near good.

Hey you can't argue with Justin Fields' stats in the big win against the Browns today

6 for 11 for a 53 yard day. Jets fans are sure to let that go to their heads.

But seriously - they're going to draft someone this year if they don't decide to suck again and go after Arch Manning, who may stay in school just to avoid the Jets.

Fields could/should be their Jacoby Brissett to give the rookie at least half a season to acclimate. Not at his current salary, but he's potentially a career backup now.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Clowns can’t even tank right.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey you can't argue with Justin Fields' stats in the big win against the Browns today

6 for 11 for a 53 yard day. Jets fans are sure to let that go to their heads.

Correction: 42 NET yards passing. But his completion percentage broke 50, so there's that.

 

[JoeSixPat]

Clowns can’t even tank right.

The Pats won't be caught unprepared for the Jets but sometimes when the players know the owners want them to lose, they give their all to get their next job and say FU to the owner

The Jets players are clearly motivated in that regard - as are the Fins who are somewhat playing for Tua who like it or not is likely going to be their QB for the next 2 seasons as well, as they'll likely/wisely give their drafted QB some time to acclimate.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

At this rate they're going to have more first round picks than passing yards

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

BTW, a win Thursday mathematically eliminates the Jets from the AFC East!

 

[TommyD4207]

BTW, a win Thursday mathematically eliminates the Jets from the AFC East!

You gotta love the Jets elimination party pre-Thanksgiving.

 

[uknepatsfan]

The Jete had 42 net passing yards, 169 yards total offense and 61 penalty yards, yet STILL beat Cleveland. Myles Garrett must be pulling his hair out.

Should have demanded he be traded to us before the deadline!