The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[Bill Lee]

Bill is losing it . I hope his sons drive some sanity to him and make him quit while he still has some goodwill.

I've seen Steve Belichick talk and I don't think I'd be looking to him for guidance never mind sanity.

He needs to do a Mayo and just disappear off the radar.

It seems he has very little ability to self-scout these days.

 

[h0c2000]

Turns out this is Bill without Brady all along.

 

[sb1]

Turns out this is Bill without Brady all along.

Also accepted by the judges:

 

[Bill Lee]

Cal trolls Bill Belichick after beating UNC football

Folks are laughing at UNC football as Bill Belichick's Tar Heels continue to scuffle. And opponents are taking their shots, too.

www.usatoday.com

After the Golden Bears had all but secured their 21-18 win, a message on the jumbotron trolled the Tar Heels and their six-time Super Bowl winning coach.

"'I am fully committed to Cal Athletics and the program we are building here, why do you ask?' — Oski mascot"

"'Oski has our full support, no really, we mean it, why else would we make this statement?' — Cal executives"

 

[sb1]

Cal trolls Bill Belichick after beating UNC football

Folks are laughing at UNC football as Bill Belichick's Tar Heels continue to scuffle. And opponents are taking their shots, too.

www.usatoday.com

After the Golden Bears had all but secured their 21-18 win, a message on the jumbotron trolled the Tar Heels and their six-time Super Bowl winning coach.

"'I am fully committed to Cal Athletics and the program we are building here, why do you ask?' — Oski mascot"

"'Oski has our full support, no really, we mean it, why else would we make this statement?' — Cal executives"

The game wasn't even over and they put this up lmao.

H8rs everywhere... is there a h8r convention somewhere?

 

[Brandon_Cox]

 

[Bill Lee]

H8rs everywhere... is there a h8r convention somewhere?

 

[XLIX]

It's hard to see them qualifying for a bowl game this year. Which is bad considering UNC has been to 5 bowls in the last 6 years.

They need 4 wins in their next 6 games to be bowl eligible.

Even the Webb Telescope can’t see them qualifying for a bowl game.

 

[Bill Lee]

We should start referring to this as UNC's Fist Fumble play!

 

[203Pat]

It’s clear Bill Belichick actually held Brady back. Brady should probably have TEN rings.

Cost him one in 2006 by cheaping out on Branch and giving Brady Chad Jackson, Doug Gabriel, and Reche Caldwell. Also cost Brady one in 2015 with a series of idiotic coaching decisions the second half of that season.

 

[Bill Lee]

OMG the same channel that has a Jete Suck video also has:



Bill at UNC is "the world's most over-qualified gym teacher!"

Bill's UNC players are "dudes that will be lucky to land CFL tryouts!"

UNC is "football purgatory!"

"The hoodie isn't feared any more, he's pitied!"

"This is what happens when your legacy is built on someone else's arm!"

Bill is "the NFL's Ghost of Christmas Past"

Bill gave Mac Jones to Matt Patricia, a "guy who looks like he manages a Waffle House!"



Bill with Cam, Mac and Bailey, the game controller indicating Bill thought he could win with any old QB:



Bill "drafting like a YouTube Comment Section", with N'Keal Harry getting roasted by comparison to other WRs in his class...

"N'Keal Harry over Deebo Samuel, DK Metcalfe and AJ Brown: That's not a miss, that's a war crime!"



It's both funny and sad at the same time...

 

[sb1]

Bill’s reaction when KB told him “Mac says hi” lol.

 

[Grogan14]

Asante Samuel loves this thread

 

[JoeSixPat]

They need 4 wins in their next 6 games to be bowl eligible.

Even the Webb Telescope can’t see them qualifying for a bowl game.

They do have a big Thanksgiving Day game against East Chapel Hill High School although some look at that as little more than padding to the schedule

 

[h0c2000]

Also accepted by the judges:

UNC's Bubba thinks Jerod is an improvement.

 

[h0c2000]

Looks like Bill chose the wrong Jordan Hudson.

 

[captain stone]

Anything that helps to pay for those double-deckers in Dorchester is all good, man.

Triple-Deckers!

Double-deckers are the burgers I have at Sullivan's on Castle Island...

 

[captain stone]

It’s clear Bill Belichick actually held Brady back. Brady should probably have TEN rings.

2006, 2007, 2011, 2017.

 

[captain stone]

The kid who caused the fumble also recovered it. What an amazing ****ing play.

 

[sb1]

https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/bill-belichick-to-become-duke-assistant-coach-20251020

Lol