The Butt Fumble was just such a perfect Jete level display of incompetence.
Everything went so perfectly wrong that you have to think that God has a sense of humor,
Or revulsion.
If could have been merely a fumble, but that alone is not Jete enough.
Sanchez ran head first in a Jete OL’s butt, but that is not Jete enough.
The ball came loose and bounced right into the hands of Steve Gregory who was able to continue his momentum towards the end zone, but that wasn’t Jete enough.
Sanchez made a swipe at recovering the fumble and ended up swiping at air before collapsing to the ground in exasperation.
Camera pans to Rex Ryan on the sidelines mouthing “unbleeping believable.”
On Thanksgiving evening, with the whole nation watching.
Now THAT is Jete!