JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[ctpatsfan77]

From ESPN:

The sobering reality for Glenn: He joins Adam Gase and Lou Holtz as the only coaches to start their Jets career with four straight losses. If you know anything about the Jets' history, you know that speaks volumes: No coach has started 0-5.

Dolphins' offense gets going in MNF win over Jets, but loses Tyreek Hill

The Dolphins' victory over the Jets came at a cost on Monday night.

www.espn.com

 

[State]

I've NEVER EVAH seen former players rip on their old team like Bart Scott and Willie Colon do here:

 

[State]

The Jets cut a punt returner for fumbling. The guy they bring in fair catches at the 2 and fumbles another time.

"Who scouts these players? Darren Mougey?"

The most Jets thing ever. Joker is making a scene in Valhalla, laughing hysterically.

 

[State]

Watch the video. The Jets guys say, "This is not the same ole Jets. This is worse."

 

[State]

Top Jets commentator:

I’m already looking at mock drafts and it’s not even October lol

 

[Mike the Brit]

Watch the video. The Jets guys say, "This is not the same ole Jets. This is worse."

Attention-seeking whining. Same old Jets fans.

 

[neckroll#14]

You would think that random chance/statistics would yield even a mediocre season over the last several decades. Their complete and utter incompetence (measured by longest payoff drought, 0-4 starts, whatever other loser metric you want) suggests that they must actually have to work at being this putrid!

 

[Clonamery]

From ESPN:

The sobering reality for Glenn: He joins Adam Gase and Lou Holtz as the only coaches to start their Jets career with four straight losses. If you know anything about the Jets' history, you know that speaks volumes: No coach has started 0-5.

Dolphins' offense gets going in MNF win over Jets, but loses Tyreek Hill

The Dolphins' victory over the Jets came at a cost on Monday night.

www.espn.com

Next up: Cowboys
Then: Broncos

0-6 start is a real lowlihood.

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

From ESPN:

The sobering reality for Glenn: He joins Adam Gase and Lou Holtz as the only coaches to start their Jets career with four straight losses. If you know anything about the Jets' history, you know that speaks volumes: No coach has started 0-5.

Hard to believe no JETE's coach has started 0 - 5. Seems like it happens every year.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Hard to believe no JETE's coach has started 0 - 5. Seems like it happens every year.

No! The JETE are truly damned -- the Football Gods always have always allowed a smidgeon of hope, so that the despair is even more painful.

 

[Clonamery]

No! The JETE are truly damned -- the Football Gods always have always allowed a smidgeon of hope, so that the despair is even more painful.

The new HC is enthralled with the Christian God instead of the Football Gods. So Jete.

 

[Mike the Brit]

The new HC is enthralled with the Christian God instead of the Football Gods. So Jete.

In that case, we'll have to re-phrase it. It's the powers of Satan's minions that have the JETE in thrall.

 

[Sorrynotsorry]

What do you guys think about my new jersey?

 

[Tunescribe]

In that case, we'll have to re-phrase it. It's the powers of Satan's minions that have the JETE in thrall.

Naturally, Satan lied to Jesus when he promised a full season of "false hope." The opening close loss to Pittsburgh where New Jersey compiled 32 points was a fitting tease. Jete fans are on the precipice of a season with no hope at all.

 

[Mike the Brit]

What do you guys think about my new jersey?

Do they give those away with Happy Meals?

 

[Bill Lee]

Do they give those away with Happy Meals?

Jete fans only get Sad Meals tho...

 

[reflexblue]

Some things never change ......

Death, taxes, and a jete loss

I honestly don't know how these fans endevour to persevere through all the suckage for so many years. They're a really sick group of people

 

[Sorrynotsorry]

You guys suck! Lol... I thought the 0wen 17 was hilarious... maybe im just a nerd.

 

[Tunescribe]

You guys suck! Lol... I thought the 0wen 17 was hilarious... maybe im just a nerd.

At first I thought it was about them maybe drafting this guy at quarterback next year:

The True Story Behind Cocaine Quarterback

A new docuseries details how Owen Hanson went from USC backup quarterback to a powerful drug smuggler.

time.com

 

[signbabybrady]