JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

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@Tunescribe

We're 251 days removed from 2024; time to retire this glorious thread and start a 2025 version?

I would do it myself, but for the last ten years you've been the traditional thread starter.

JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 National Football League draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor...

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JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 National Football League draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor...

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Content Post - JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 NFL draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor of burnt hair/used...

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2020 Jets/JEST/Jete Suck thread

Let's start in the gutter, where they reside. And, in case they delete the tweet:

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Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

Of course, every tale of epic futility includes landmark events that keep the proverbial ball rolling downhill. New Jersey's astonishingly poor track record with coaching hires has been a prime contributor, highlighted by this beaut nearly two decades ago -- the gift that keeps on giving...

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Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

It’s here! It’s now! Football fans will witness history in the annals of New Jersey football this season as the Jete complete 50 years – a full half-century – without a championship of any kind. That is, if you are willing to consider Super Bowl III a bona fide championship game and not simply a...

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Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

The clock is ticking inexorably toward a landmark moment in the annals of football futility. In under two years, the New Jersey Green Beans will mark 50 years without a championship. That is, if you are willing to consider Super Bowl III a bona fide championship game and not simply a post-season...

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Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

Welcome one and all to another year of Jets suckage, as the countdown continues toward a full half-century since their last championship season, 1968-'69. The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the...

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Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Welcome one and all to another year of Jets suckage, as the countdown continues toward a full half-century since their last championship season 1968-'69. The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the veterans...

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The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

The New NFL Year is upon us,As part of the reflection upon what the new year may bring, I think it is important to pay respect to how much joy the Jets FLOP SHOW brings to the fans all across the NFL.

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The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

The league new year begins today (4:30 PM ET) .Another year in the NFL another year the Jets suck and give us constant entertainment. So grab your popcorn Beer I wish you a lot of at the expense of the JESTS

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The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

With a new league year under way it is time for a new annual Jets suck thread. You know the drill; post your comments here. http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/787244-2011-season-jets-suck-merged-lot.html...

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The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

Well, the 2011 season is almost here with pre season games just a few days away. The Jets are coming off 2 straight years of making it to the AFCCG. Which means they were almost AFC Champions and almost made it to the Super Bowl. And by almost making it to the Super Bowl the almost were the...

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The Jets suck (merged)

....Discuss

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[signbabybrady]

Jets Suck

 

[signbabybrady]

Did you know if you put a Jets logo on a plane it can't touch down?

 

[signbabybrady]

How are the Jets like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!

 

[Tunescribe]

@Tunescribe

We're 251 days removed from 2024; time to retire this glorious thread and start a 2025 version?

I would do it myself, but for the last ten years you've been the traditional thread starter.

JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 National Football League draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor...

www.patsfans.com

JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 National Football League draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor...

www.patsfans.com

Content Post - JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

Jete (pron. jeet): 1. formerly Jets, New Jersey-based quasi-professional football team renamed by retired player Tony Richardson during the 2017 NFL draft. stank (pron. staynk): 1. a past of stink; 2. condition endemic to the New Jersey Jete, characterized by a mixed odor of burnt hair/used...

www.patsfans.com

2020 Jets/JEST/Jete Suck thread

Let's start in the gutter, where they reside. And, in case they delete the tweet:

www.patsfans.com

Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

Of course, every tale of epic futility includes landmark events that keep the proverbial ball rolling downhill. New Jersey's astonishingly poor track record with coaching hires has been a prime contributor, highlighted by this beaut nearly two decades ago -- the gift that keeps on giving...

www.patsfans.com

Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

It’s here! It’s now! Football fans will witness history in the annals of New Jersey football this season as the Jete complete 50 years – a full half-century – without a championship of any kind. That is, if you are willing to consider Super Bowl III a bona fide championship game and not simply a...

www.patsfans.com

Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

The clock is ticking inexorably toward a landmark moment in the annals of football futility. In under two years, the New Jersey Green Beans will mark 50 years without a championship. That is, if you are willing to consider Super Bowl III a bona fide championship game and not simply a post-season...

www.patsfans.com

Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

Welcome one and all to another year of Jets suckage, as the countdown continues toward a full half-century since their last championship season, 1968-'69. The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the...

www.patsfans.com

Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Welcome one and all to another year of Jets suckage, as the countdown continues toward a full half-century since their last championship season 1968-'69. The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the veterans...

www.patsfans.com

The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

The New NFL Year is upon us,As part of the reflection upon what the new year may bring, I think it is important to pay respect to how much joy the Jets FLOP SHOW brings to the fans all across the NFL.

www.patsfans.com

The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

The league new year begins today (4:30 PM ET) .Another year in the NFL another year the Jets suck and give us constant entertainment. So grab your popcorn Beer I wish you a lot of at the expense of the JESTS

www.patsfans.com

The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

With a new league year under way it is time for a new annual Jets suck thread. You know the drill; post your comments here. http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/787244-2011-season-jets-suck-merged-lot.html...

www.patsfans.com

The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

Well, the 2011 season is almost here with pre season games just a few days away. The Jets are coming off 2 straight years of making it to the AFCCG. Which means they were almost AFC Champions and almost made it to the Super Bowl. And by almost making it to the Super Bowl the almost were the...

www.patsfans.com

The Jets suck (merged)

....Discuss

www.patsfans.com

I've had a lot on my plate personally in recent weeks, will try to do a new version ASAP. Please leave this thread open in the meantime. Thanks.

 

[Zuma]

I'm not fond of the Jets

 

[Tunescribe]

Update: the Jets Suck 2025 thread is almost complete, should launch in the next few days after a few finishing touches.

 

[signbabybrady]

Last one of 24......lol there the Jets of Canada.

 

[Uptown]

 

[slam]

Last week the Jets had the most feel good week 1 loss in NFL history. This week not so much.

 

[reflexblue]

The jest lost im shocked i tell ya SHOCKED....no not really. Just another sunday in jete land

 

[Keyser Söze]

Hahahahaha Jets suck LLLLLLLL

 

[Uptown]

 

[Bill Lee]

Just think: Game 1 may have been the high point of the season for Jete fans, and that was a loss. As was Game 2. And there are 15 more games to go.

 

[Bill Lee]

Meanwhile over on Gang Green Forum, we have a thread titled:

Time to rebuild yet again!

This team truly sucks and is not a few pieces away from competing, 1st order of business trade Breece Hall away something which Moogey should of done in the offseason, Trade Quinnen if you can get atleast a 1st for him, trade whoever else you can if the draft capital is high enough. Fields is not the answer either we will be drafting a Qb this offseason for the new regime.

Well, they are working with leftovers from unsuccessful regimes so, I would think there's no untouchables on the roster. Sauce's contract makes him pretty much untouchable as nobody wants to pay premium prices for a soft tackling CB.

That’s what we’re doing chief. Rebuilding teams stink. We stink. We’re going to have a lot more of these games than we will games like last week. We have a bad bridge QB and a bargain bin crop of players around him for the most part.

Glenn better give us a reason as to why we should allow him to draft the next QB before now and the end of the year.

I love how the thread starter is making strong points while the others call him an idiot. Their rebuild is not going far enough. Wilson and Gardner are going to be past their prime and over-paid if/when the team comes out of the rebuild. The smart move would have been to go all-in and trade them for draft capital instead of signing them to long-term deals. The only sensible reason to not do that is because management wants to put butts in seats, but by not doing it they probably gave themselves an extra year of rebuilding. Knowing how the Jets operate this extra year means the coach gets fired and then they add another year to the rebuild. This is how they end up with perpetual rebuild cycles.

Just think about it: Jete fans are at the start of their Cam Newton season after living through the Ahole Era, the Punky Era, and the Darnit Era. They haven't had a playoff appearance since the Sexy Rexy / Dirty Sanchez Era. They won't get one this year either, and probably not next year since it'll be the first year with a new QB with lots of bad players around him.

If you feel bad about our team, just take a look at one of the saddest pages on Wikipedia and count our blessings!

 

[Uptown]

 

[Bill Lee]

Q: How do you know Jete fans are dimwits?
A: Over one-third of them thought they would beat the Bills yesterday!

 

[neckroll#14]

There are 2 other NY teams... why do these morons follow this sorry puke-colored excuse for a football team? Maybe Buffalo is too far away to feel connected to, but the Giants are right there!

 

[slam]

In his first two games with the Jets, Fields may have had his career best game followed by his career worst.

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

There are 2 other NY teams... why do these morons follow this sorry puke-colored excuse for a football team? Maybe Buffalo is too far away to feel connected to, but the Giants are right there!

If it wasn't for Broadway Joe and the Guarantee, the Giants would have swallowed up the Jets in short order.

As for fans who have latched on during the last 50 years or so, they deserve their fate.