Mayo was LB's Coach and wasn't a good one: got to wonder how he vaulted to HC without no Coordinators experience. I think the Krafts made a mistake here you can't go from the GOAT of HC's to Mayo, something is wrong with that. I was so mistaken I thought Mayo was running our Defense last year, It quite obvious he wasn't.
How you ask?
He nicknamed Kraft's junk "Thunder" and shivved BB while navigating the back stairs at Gillette
Chronicle of Mayo’s post-playing career trayectory and ascent to HC of the NEP, as told by his own and Robert Kraft’s quotes (all quotes are pulled from Mayo puff pieces):
What they told him about his job description upon hiring as Vice President of Business Development at Optum:
"Half of it is all about relationships in business," Mayo said. "A lot is about relationships. They told me pretty much I can dibble and dabble and learn what I want to learn. I want to learn about mergers and acquisitions and things like that."
Translation: He was hired to a high position that he knew absolutely nothing about, and was basically told he could go ahead and learn at his own pace dibbling and dabbling here and there. Sound familiar?
How the job went:
“I ended up joining the board of Boston Medical Center, joining Optum,” said Mayo. “I was just like, "I'm all in." Because what, I am not good enough. And I would be in meetings, and I'm like, "Man, I don't understand anything they're saying." “
Translation: Do we need to translate “I don’t understand anything they’re saying,” coming from a board member talking about board meetings?
His most notable / only anecdote I can find from that job:
“So, at Optum, we go into this huge sales meeting or whatever,” Mayo said. “It's all 60-year-old white men out there. And I'm like, "This is not right." “
Translation: He can’t recall what the meeting was about, despite it being huge for the company, calling it “sales or whatever.” The one guy who knew nothing about the business stood up and said it ain’t right for people who do know their job to have their jobs.
Greasing up billionaires, not just Kraft:
“Like I remember being at Saratoga in a horse race, right?” said Mayo. “And Seth Klarman, he runs Baupost, right? Seth Klarman is sitting over at this table. And I tell my wife, I'm like, "That's Seth Klarman." I'm a huge fan, huge fan. And I was like, "I'm going over there to introduce myself." And I walked over there, and I was like, "Hey, Jerod Mayo, blah, blah, blah.” And then, he gave me his card, ended up going to his office, having great conversation.”
Translation: He can’t see a billionaire without immediately trying to go and be buddy-buddy in the guy’s face.
Greasing Kraft after retiring as a player:
“We stayed in touch,” Kraft said. “He reached out to me. We had dinners. It’s just a unique relationship.”
Translation: It’s a “unique” relationship because former players don’t go on regular dinner dates with their billionaire former boss while also nicknaming their junk.
Impressing Kraft with his spirituality (no mention of football acumen):
“We went to a lot of special places. I remember his reaction when he got baptized in the Jordan River. I saw a sign of spirituality,” Kraft said. “I could tell that moment was special.”
Translation: A true sycophant and brown noser, finding ways to hit Kraft’s biggest emotional weak spots.
Impressing Kraft with an airport meeting and the decision to make him HC before his first season as an assistant:
“The main thing, we’re at the airport getting ready to leave, and there was a big delay. So we had all of these guys sitting around,” Kraft explained. “Then Jerod organized a meeting with a forum and held a discussion on the trip. He did it all on his own.
“And at that moment, I saw the initiative and the way people respected him. And I said to myself: ‘He’s going to be our next head coach.’”
Translation: He was hired, for the second time in this story, to a high position he had not earned and knew nothing about, with the expectation that he co
uld wing it and learn on the fly.
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The rest is history filled with leaks by the team on how great Mayo was behind the scenes whenever the defense had a good game, and his name fully redacted any time there was anything negative to be said about the team.
It's extremely hard for me to root for this guy because everything points to Kraft being played like a fiddle and we the fans are the biggest losers in all this.