I can't be around to witness that guy walking up the stadium steps behind me who is going to fall - Me being a witness on his behalf when he sues Kraft for physical damage would definately not help my wage increase next season.
"Tough. Powerful. A motor that never stops running. Able to plow through obstacles with ease. . . . And then there's that giant snowplow behind Vrabel."
"...So I sez, if for some reason known only to Gahd, Bill Belichik decides Vrabel's kickin' the field goal, I am plowin' everywhere even near the ball for him.... So it took me a while. whattatheygonnado? Put me in Jail?!?!?"