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The reality:

Immanuel Kant, couldn't.
I can't either, at least not now, after staring at his Wikipedia page. I've got a headache.

I'm just gonna have to settle for girls who don't demand philosophical dialogue.
 
Where were you when I was that age? Here is a good instructional video on how to choose a woman. The last few seconds gives a similar guide to women choosing a man.

A Man's Guide to Women

I saw that video years ago and forgot about it. The only problem is he doesn't cover is what to do if you marry someone in the wife zone who enters the no-go zone years later. I'll bet that happens at least half the time.
 
I saw that video years ago and forgot about it. The only problem is he doesn't cover is what to do if you marry someone in the wife zone who enters the no-go zone years later. I'll bet that happens at least half the time.
Science says that women don't change zones. You are highlighting the fact that crazy hot chicks tend to be the most fun when dating which is known to reduce the accuracy of matrix placement. Sometimes the errors are not noticed until the kids come along. ;-)
 
Science says that women don't change zones.

Well, either they do or are experts at misrepresenting zone affiliation 'til the deal is sealed.

You are highlighting the fact that crazy hot chicks tend to be the most fun when dating which is known to reduce the accuracy of matrix placement. Sometimes the errors are not noticed until the kids come along. ;-)

Here's what science REALLY says: procreation has nothing to do with relationship compatibility. Nature forces men and women together to produce offspring. After that, everything's up for grabs.
 


Is MattyP surgically attached to Bill or are they tag teaming poor Jordon?

 
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I saw that video years ago and forgot about it. The only problem is he doesn't cover is what to do if you marry someone in the wife zone who enters the no-go zone years later. I'll bet that happens at least half the time.
A buddy of mine got married, had 3 kids, flourished financially, and for Xmas one year bought his flat chested wife a new set of knockers.
She left the wife zone almost immediately and entered the whorish/ crazy zone and never turned back.
At one point the husband had two private eyes tracking her interstate liaisons.
And of course he got royally shafted in the divorce.
He now co-owns his high-end restaurant in which he is the chef.
Ask him about his business partner.............."You mean my drunk, whore ex-wife?"
 
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A buddy of mine got married, had 3 kids, flourished financially, and for Xmas one year bought his flat chested wife a new set of knockers.
She left the wife zone almost immediately and entered the whorish/ crazy zone and never turned back.
At one point the husband had two private eyes tracking her interstate liaisons.
And of course he got royally shafted in the divorce.
The importance of hiring a good lawyer.
 
A buddy of mine got married, had 3 kids, flourished financially, and for Xmas one year bought his flat chested wife a new set of knockers.
She left the wife zone almost immediately and entered the whorish/ crazy zone and never turned back.
At one point the husband had two private eyes tracking her interstate liaisons.
And of course he got royally shafted in the divorce.
He now co-owns his high-end restaurant in which he is the chef.
Ask him about his business partner.............."You mean my drunk, whore ex-wife?"
No good deed goes unpunished
 
No good deed goes unpunished
He thought it was a brilliant gift that he would get unlimited use of…… not every guy but him.
 
A buddy of mine got married, had 3 kids, flourished financially, and for Xmas one year bought his flat chested wife a new set of knockers.
She left the wife zone almost immediately and entered the whorish/ crazy zone and never turned back.
At one point the husband had two private eyes tracking her interstate liaisons.
And of course he got royally shafted in the divorce.
He now co-owns his high-end restaurant in which he is the chef.
Ask him about his business partner.............."You mean my drunk, whore ex-wife?"
 
In other words, giving breast implants a person to be attached to is putting BAD out in the world.
Not at all. The original user may not have got as much fun directly as he hoped but he put something good out in the world so hopefully karma kicked in somehow (maybe he found someone with some naturals).
 

I wonder what he thinks about her posting photos like this on social media lol
 
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