OT: BB robs the cradle!

[Grogan14]

Why does Mac Jones look like Ryan Seacrest now?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

His ball skills might've declined a bit with age

For some of us, or maybe more than some, they've improved.


Red Auerbach knew that experience is often much more valuable and effective than youthful flashiness.

 

[IcyPatriot]

She's running one hell of a wheel route.

 

[Tunescribe]

...so, while we're on the subject, what's the over/under on how soon she gets preggers?

Let's hope both come to their senses before that happens.

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

Let's hope both come to their senses before that happens.

Holy Moly. Cum to their senses? Is that a parrot thing?

 

[Tunescribe]

Holy Moly. Cum to their senses? Is that a parrot thing?

Apparently so.




By the way, here is your new avatar. Please respect the effort put into it and use the damn thing. My buddy almost drowned just for the sake of this photo.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Let's hope both come to their senses before that happens

Yeah they gotta at least pick a name, boy or girl...or twins.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Holy Moly. Cum to their senses? Is that a parrot thing?

Sometimes things just happen

 

[Steve102]

Does this mean black girls order theirs without creamer?

Wasn't trying to be racial or woke. Should have realized the internet would make something out of it. I drink what the "basics" drink. Lots of sweet, sticky flavors.

 

[vicspats]

Bill clearly traded up.



*Spoiler alert:


This thread will still be going f*cking strong into next year.


TBH I want this to surpass the Malcolm Butler thread (Sorry Ian).


...so, while we're on the subject, what's the over/under on how soon she gets preggers?

Heard a rumor yesterday she’s two months along … I obviously started it. Some of my family members believed me. I’m running with it

 

[Tunescribe]

Wasn't trying to be racial or woke. Should have realized the internet would make something out of it. I drink what the "basics" drink. Lots of sweet, sticky flavors.

I avoid Dunkin' Donuts like the plague, wish I could persuade my wife to follow suit. Everything they dispense is a fake commodity with next to zero nutritional value.

 

[Clonamery]

Heard a rumor yesterday she’s two months along … I obviously started it. Some of my family members believed me. I’m running with it

Should have made it 3 months along.

 

[UrbanCowboy]

I avoid Dunkin' Donuts like the plague, wish I could persuade my wife to follow suit. Everything they dispense is a fake commodity with next to zero nutritional value.

this to me is shocking. I've been gone a long time, but I thought it was sacrilege to speak ill of Dunkin Donuts (thought I do agree with you!)

 

[vicspats]

Should have made it 3 months along.

See ??? Now we on to something !!! You heard something as well ?? Lets keep the train a’rolling!!

 

[vicspats]

this to me is shocking. I've been gone a long time, but I thought it was sacrilege to speak ill of Dunkin Donuts (thought I do agree with you!)

It is sacrilege.

 

[Stu Pidassle]

It is sacrilege.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Heard a rumor yesterday she’s two months along … I obviously started it. Some of my family members believed me. I’m running with it

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I avoid Dunkin' Donuts like the plague, wish I could persuade my wife to follow suit. Everything they dispense is a fake commodity with next to zero nutritional value.

Tunes I gained enough weight working there for only a year or so to break our scale.

I had to leave to save my life.

But, there were some perks. It's the one near Natick center. Ran into folks including Rene Rancourt & Bob Lobel.


I think I've told the story before of the Monday Night blowout in KC "We're on to Cincinnati" game. I worked the closing shift and although DD was the Patriots' official sponsor, they kept stupid CNN on the TV. So I brought in our old color 30" with an antenna and digital converter and set it up on the back room table. Got to see JoJo & Gronk's TD's, which were actually pretty encouraging plays from a bad night on the scoreboard.

Anyway I only go there when my kids want to. I might as well inject pure sugar into my arm.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

...of course, not nearly as much as you will see

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

It is sacrilege.