Imagine a boat where the captain was just tossed overboard in a mutiny. The new captain says he's going to fix things by burning the sails to gain firepower. The boat owner scolds him and instructs that he's not to say such things. After a quick hug and whispered nicknames, they adjust the matching pins on each other's chests and all is right with the world.
The boat is sinking, some of the sailors point out. The new captain orders that they paint an image of himself over each hole, all the while talking about what the old captain would have done in his place.
Looks like one of the sails did catch fire, a sailor yells.
There's an iceberg up ahead, another sailor calls out. The new captain muses out loud about the old captain. Nobody is asking about the old captain, a sailor says. The new captain proceeds to call a cuddle huddle, a new teambuilding strategy that he proceeds to explain is quite different from the old captain's ways.
Something isn't quite right on this boat, murmur a few sailors, but their unease is quickly answered by dismissive remarks. We have to give the captain a chance, they others say. We still haven't seem him sail a real storm. There's no reason to worry. As long as he gets us to the next port, that's all we should care about. You naysayers are outdated and crazy...
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Just a mile away, from the largest boat in all the seas, Captain Goodell and First Mate Vincent lower their binoculars, turn to each other, and smile.