The Emperer's New Clothes (With a Belichickian Revisionary Twist)

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Couldn't you have just posted it in one of the other 100 threads that rip on Maroney?

Nah, this one deserved it's own thread...

Don't worry, it will be merged or locked down as soon as one of the "Mods" gets back from the cr a pper!

 

[Deus Irae]

Sure. I can write lots of stuff, Andy.

This is just what my dementia turned out today!

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

Try the Visitors forum, where you'll be more at home.

 

[Fanfrom1960]

When it gets half as bad as prior years with 20,000 posts worth of thread after thread of "This year's OC stinks and here's my repeated ad-nauseum fantasy reasons why"

Yeah, but the purveyor of 80% of the OC hate stuff was deep-sixed!

 

[sieglo]

Someone please nuke this thread.

 

[Ring 6]

Sure. I can write lots of stuff, Andy.

This is just what my dementia turned out today!

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

I would suggest you direct your dimentia toward a private place, rather than a public forum.
Of course, severe dimnsia probably keeps you from realize oyu are embarrrassing yourself.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I need a decoder ring for the bushwood reference. And although i haven't post comments on many of you're posts i do read them and sir it seems you're ALWAYS WHINING.

The Bushwood quote comes from a movie that might have been before your time, young man, called "Caddyshack".

And my "whining" is a matter of perception, yes?

I get hundreds of emails, text messages and phone calls a day from posters on this board thanking me for my staunch positions against the status quo and the fascist establishment that blindly loves the Patriots without questioning!

I prefer to think of myself as deeply sardonic with a mordant and caustic perspective on life, in general, and sports, in particular.

Accordig to my most recent therapist, my need to be contemptous and sneering arise from a childhood lacking what the French call, "Les mères Lait".

Avoir un grand jour, mon petit ami de pissant,
ADPF

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I would suggest you direct your dimentia toward a private place, rather than a public forum.
Of course, severe dimnsia probably keeps you from realize oyu are embarrrassing yourself.

Ah, Andy speaks.

(Yawwnnnnnn)

[Hey, be careful, that's a moderator you're talking to there, pal!]

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Someone please nuke this thread.

Get back to work. People are waiting on thier Big Macs!

 

[alamo]

Come on, have a little fun, will ya puh-leaze!

Stop taking yourself so damn seriously!

Stop posting stuff that is just... dumb. It simply wasn't very well done... an interesting idea poorly executed.

 

[WestPat]

Stop posting stuff that is just... dumb. It simply wasn't very well done... an interesting idea poorly executed.

I don't think he can understand that, he is busy mocking and demeaning other posters.

 

[reflexblue]

The Bushwood quote comes from a movie that might have been before your time, young man, called "Caddyshack".

And my "whining" is a matter of perception, yes?

I get hundreds of emails, text messages and phone calls a day from posters on this board thanking me for my staunch positions against the status quo and the fascist establishment that blindly loves the Patriots without questioning!

I prefer to think of myself as deeply sardonic with a mordant and caustic perspective on life, in general, and sports, in particular.

Accordig to my most recent therapist, my need to be contemptous and sneering arise from a childhood lacking what the French call, "Les mères Lait".

Avoir un grand jour, mon petit ami de pissant,
ADPF

How old do you think i am SON. I am a movie buff (forty year ago was the aniversary of a great movie ,Kool Hand Luke) ahh I don't consider caddy shack in the same vein.
And if true multiple therapists, are they saying to you ADPF "we,I" can't help you,you truly are in trouble. Sardonic, mordant,caustic hmmm they all mean the same thing. sounds likes a deeply depressed person that hates their life and has nothing better to do than complain. aka whine. So get over you're deviant self,and start looking on the bright side ,oh wait thats one of you're problems. oh well

 

[Ring 6]

The Bushwood quote comes from a movie that might have been before your time, young man, called "Caddyshack".

And my "whining" is a matter of perception, yes?

I get hundreds of emails, text messages and phone calls a day from posters on this board thanking me for my staunch positions against the status quo and the fascist establishment that blindly loves the Patriots without questioning!

I prefer to think of myself as deeply sardonic with a mordant and caustic perspective on life, in general, and sports, in particular.

Accordig to my most recent therapist, my need to be contemptous and sneering arise from a childhood lacking what the French call, "Les mères Lait".

Avoir un grand jour, mon petit ami de pissant,
ADPF

Armen,
You lose all credibility when you LIE.
You get HUNDREDS of emails, text messages and phone calls a DAY from posters on this board THANKING YOU.
I'd like to just admit that is a lie.
If you ever got ONE I would be surprised.

To everyone else,
Can we please get a show of hands? Which of you are the ones sending Armen HUNDREDS of emails, text messages and phone calls A DAY to THANK HIM FOR HIS POSTS ON THIS BOARD.
While we are at it, could anyone direct me to one time, anyone did this via a post on this board?
Also, if Armen receives HUNDREDS A DAY, I am sure the lesser of us might receive one every now and then. Lets compare how awesome we all are to the standard of awesomeness, Armen, who evokes HUNDREDS OF THANK YOUS A DAY FROM POSTERS ON THIS BOARD.
Personally, I dont get hundreds a day, in fact I dont think I have ever gotten one.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

All these self absorbed obcessive thread starters are beginning to remind me more and more of the only Pats fan Ian ever reluctantly banned from this site, however halfheartedly.

With any luck 3 or 4 of them will start anonymously insulting and threatening the rest of us and end up posting over on his site full time where they could use some more delusional threadstarters to keep him company.

Unless of course Ian decides to nip things in the bud this time, since this isn't the public forum many of them perceive it to be but a privately owned site that like it or not is a reflection on it's not anonymous owner.

It's becoming embarassing for serious minded Pats fans to have to post around such disrespectful kneejerk drivil in the midst of an historic season.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

How old do you think i am SON. I am a movie buff (forty year ago was the aniversary of a great movie ,Kool Hand Luke) ahh I don't consider caddy shack in the same vein.
And if true multiple therapists, are they saying to you ADPF "we,I" can't help you,you truly are in trouble. Sardonic, mordant,caustic hmmm they all mean the same thing. sounds likes a deeply depressed person that hates their life and has nothing better to do than complain. aka whine. So get over you're deviant self,and start looking on the bright side ,oh wait thats one of you're problems. oh well

I didn't mean to insult your age. It's just that everyone here at the state hospital knows the "Bushwood" quote, so I figured you might be a member of the "Xtreme" generation!

Incidentally, while sardonic, mordant and caustic certainly reside on the same street, they do not, in fact, share the same house.

Sardonic has more to do with being humorous, albeit in an off-color kind of way.

Mordant is just downright nasty, biting.

Caustic has to do with being perpetually sacrastic, which I most definitely am!

Half the time, people don't even get my sarcasm and their fear of what they cannot comprehend sends them off on some ill-advised ambuscade, which ultimately puts them in the path of my vitriol and then they are forced to learn a lesson, as many here on this board and the world over have learned, which is, in the imoortal words of Principal Richard "****" Vernon, "When you mess with the bull, you get the horns."

LOL!

(Principal Richard "****" Vernon - Another 80's movie reference for you, laddie)

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Armen,
You lose all credibility when you LIE.
You get HUNDREDS of emails, text messages and phone calls a DAY from posters on this board THANKING YOU.
I'd like to just admit that is a lie.
If you ever got ONE I would be surprised.

To everyone else,
Can we please get a show of hands? Which of you are the ones sending Armen HUNDREDS of emails, text messages and phone calls A DAY to THANK HIM FOR HIS POSTS ON THIS BOARD.
While we are at it, could anyone direct me to one time, anyone did this via a post on this board?
Also, if Armen receives HUNDREDS A DAY, I am sure the lesser of us might receive one every now and then. Lets compare how awesome we all are to the standard of awesomeness, Armen, who evokes HUNDREDS OF THANK YOUS A DAY FROM POSTERS ON THIS BOARD.
Personally, I dont get hundreds a day, in fact I dont think I have ever gotten one.

Andy, have you ever heard of the concept of sarcasm?

(By the way, how do you do a "show of hands" on the Internet? ROTFLMAO!)

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

All these self absorbed obcessive thread starters are beginning to remind me more and more of the only Pats fan Ian ever reluctantly banned from this site, however halfheartedly.

With any luck 3 or 4 of them will start anonymously insulting and threatening the rest of us and end up posting over on his site full time where they could use some more delusional threadstarters to keep him company.

Unless of course Ian decides to nip things in the bud this time, since this isn't the public forum many of them perceive it to be but a privately owned site that like it or not is a reflection on it's not anonymous owner.

It's becoming embarassing for serious minded Pats fans to have to post around such disrespectful kneejerk drivil in the midst of an historic season.

I do not insult. I silently curse, but never insult! LOL!

Jesus, it's Wednesday. I'm bored, okay? Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be!

The problem with retiring at age 41 is all your friends are still working!

How much golf can one man play?

(Not that I would trade it to go back to work, don't get me wrong!)

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

It's becoming embarassing for serious minded Pats fans to have to post around such disrespectful kneejerk drivil in the midst of an historic season.

So, um, why did you read it?

You liked it, didn't you? You can admit it? I already know the answer.

Once I get through my hundreds of emails and text messages and phone calls from the members of this board today, I'll give you a ring and we can talk about it!

LOL!

 

[Ring 6]

Andy, have you ever heard of the concept of sarcasm?

(By the way, how do you do a "show of hands" on the Internet? ROTFLMAO!)

Yes I have heard of sarcasm and I have heard of lying.
There are absolutely no circumstances where what you said was intended as sarcasm. You do not INTRODUCE A TOPIC in the middle of another one that is clearly designed to tout yourself and prove your point as sarcasm.

Have you heard of a euphamism? Do you really think I asked for people to raise their hands, or do you think it was a EUPHAMISTIC way of saying if you are one of those people let me know.

Admit you were lying.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Yes I have heard of sarcasm and I have heard of lying.
There are absolutely no circumstances where what you said was intended as sarcasm. You do not INTRODUCE A TOPIC in the middle of another one that is clearly designed to tout yourself and prove your point as sarcasm.

Have you heard of a euphamism? Do you really think I asked for people to raise their hands, or do you think it was a EUPHAMISTIC way of saying if you are one of those people let me know.

Admit you were lying.

Andy, go back to your room, will you? Your mom needs the computer.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Yes I have heard of sarcasm and I have heard of lying.
There are absolutely no circumstances where what you said was intended as sarcasm. You do not INTRODUCE A TOPIC in the middle of another one that is clearly designed to tout yourself and prove your point as sarcasm.

Have you heard of a euphamism? Do you really think I asked for people to raise their hands, or do you think it was a EUPHAMISTIC way of saying if you are one of those people let me know.

Admit you were lying.

But have you heard of euphamistic, sarcastic lying?