The Emperer's New Clothes (With a Belichickian Revisionary Twist)

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Many years ago, there lived an Emperor who was quite an average fairy tale ruler, with one exception: he cared much about his Patriots players. One day he heard from two swindlers named Big Sey and Laurence that they could become the finest players ever if the Emperor would just defend their honor to his dying day against their many detractors.

Their talents, they said, also had a special capability that it was invisible to anyone who was either stupid or not fit for his position.

Being a bit nervous about whether he himself would be able to see the talent, the Emperor first sent two of his trusted men to see it. Of course, neither would admit that they could not see the talent and so praised it.

"Big Sey doesn't stats and Laurence gets 8 carries because of the system and the gameplan!", they exclaimed.

And all the townspeople had also heard of the talent and were interested to learn how unfit their neighbors were.

The Emperor then allowed himself to be emotionally attached to the idea of this talent and proclaimed the talent during a procession through town, never admitting that he was too unfit to see the talent, even though he knew it to be true. He was afraid that the other people would think that he should no longer be Emporer.

And of course, all the townspeople wildly praised the magnificent talent of Big Sey & Laurence, afraid to admit that they could not see it, either, until a small child named danny and his friend NSA, said:

"But they have no talent!"

This was whispered from person to person until everyone in the crowd was shouting that Big Sey and Laurence really were just average and they finally had to admit that they could not really see this immense talent, but that they were saying they could to ingratiate themselves to the Emperor!

The Emperor heard it and felt that they were correct, but, ever prideful and foolish, held his head high and finished the procession, proclaiming the talent of Big Sey and Laurence.

In the end, on what turned out to be his dying day, the townspeople ate him.

 

[Deus Irae]

And another member of the short bus brigade decides to post nonsense as a thread starter. What a shock.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

And another member of the short bus brigade decides to post nonsense as a thread starter. What a shock.

Come on, have a little fun, will ya puh-leaze!

Stop taking yourself so damn seriously!

 

[patsox23]

Come on, have a little fun, will ya puh-leaze!

Stop taking yourself so damn seriously!

CUT IT WITH THE MARONEY THREADS, Armen. You and Danny and NSA are singlehandedly RUINING this site. It's an a-hole move to dress this up as some kind of "fun" when it's just YET ANOTHER thread b!tching about LoMar and Seymour. Just stop.

 

[Fixit]

Please, PLEASE, quit yer whinin'.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

CUT IT WITH THE MARONEY THREADS, Armen. You and Danny and NSA are singlehandedly RUINING this site. It's an a-hole move to dress this up as some kind of "fun" when it's just YET ANOTHER thread b!tching about LoMar and Seymour. Just stop.

When it gets half as bad as prior years with 20,000 posts worth of thread after thread of "This year's OC stinks and here's my repeated ad-nauseum fantasy reasons why" then yes, the site will be in trouble again.
Right now it's just annoying.

 

[reflexblue]

ADPF Do you have stock in "KLEENEX" cause you're alway weeping about something.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

I can understand why the Dolphin fans are questioning their coaches play calling and some of their players play performance. But my coach is 13-0!

Until another team proves me wrong, I am trusting the the emperor in the ratty old gray sweatshirt.

 

[WestPat]

are you a scout or a coach?

how the hell do you declare that these two players have no talent? I guess BB doesn't know talent and should use you.

and NO.. this is not "fun", this a stupid thread just like the other stupid threads you and your gang have started.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

CUT IT WITH THE MARONEY THREADS, Armen. You and Danny and NSA are singlehandedly RUINING this site. It's an a-hole move to dress this up as some kind of "fun" when it's just YET ANOTHER thread b!tching about LoMar and Seymour. Just stop.

You liked it, though. Admit it.

By the way, how do you "ruin" a site, by discussing your opinions, where the point of that very site is discussion of opinions?

I think what you're trying to say is you do not agree with my opinions.

No biggie. Channel your emotions. You'll get there if you keep trying brother!

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

ADPF Do you have stock in "KLEENEX" cause you're alway whining about something.

There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir, and I NEVER whine!

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I can understand why the Dolphin fans are questioning their coaches play calling and some of their players play performance. But my coach is 13-0!

Until another team proves me wrong, I am trusting the the emperor in the ratty old gray sweatshirt.

Psssttt...Actually, the emporer in THIS tale was none other than our own kind-hearted old pal, DaBruinz! ;-)))

 

[WestPat]

You liked it, though. Admit it.

By the way, how do you "ruin" a site, by discussing your opinions, where the point of that very site is discussion of opinions?

I think what you're trying to say is you do not agree with my opinions.

No biggie. Channel your emotions. You'll get there if you keep trying brother!

it's not an opinion if it's a stupid childish rants.

if you declare that Seymour and Maroney have no talent, then you are either blind, stupid, or such an egomaniac that you consider your self a better talent evaluator than a HOF coach who is helming a 13-0 team headed for such great hights of success.


Edit:

Psssttt...Actually, the emporer in THIS tale was none other than our own kind-hearted old pal, DaBruinz! ;-)))

that's even worse...so you open a thread dedicated totally to mock and humiliate another poster...you are such a small small person.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

are you a scout or a coach?

how the hell do you declare that these two players have no talent? I guess BB doesn't know talent and should use you.

and NO.. this is not "fun", this a stupid thread just like the other stupid threads you and your gang have started.

Actually, I am a scout. Eagle. '78.

But onto your point, this whole narrative was tongue in cheek, so just relax and take your Zoloft, okay?

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

it's not an opinion if it's a stupid childish rants.

if you declare that Seymour and Maroney have no talent, then you are either blind, stupid, or such an egomaniac that you consider your self a better talent evaluator than a HOF coach who is helming a 13-0 team headed for such great hights of success.


Edit:


that's even worse...so you open a thread dedicated totally to mock and humiliate another poster...you are such a small small person.

Dude, repeat after me, okay:

"Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek..."

It was for s h i t s and giggles, mate!

Gawd! Excuse me fah livan'!

 

[Ring 6]

Many years ago, there lived an Emperor who was quite an average fairy tale ruler, with one exception: he cared much about his Patriots players. One day he heard from two swindlers named Big Sey and Laurence that they could become the finest players ever if the Emperor would just defend their honor to his dying day against their many detractors.

Their talents, they said, also had a special capability that it was invisible to anyone who was either stupid or not fit for his position.

Being a bit nervous about whether he himself would be able to see the talent, the Emperor first sent two of his trusted men to see it. Of course, neither would admit that they could not see the talent and so praised it.

"Big Sey doesn't stats and Laurence gets 8 carries because of the system and the gameplan!", they exclaimed.

And all the townspeople had also heard of the talent and were interested to learn how unfit their neighbors were.

The Emperor then allowed himself to be emotionally attached to the idea of this talent and proclaimed the talent during a procession through town, never admitting that he was too unfit to see the talent, even though he knew it to be true. He was afraid that the other people would think that he should no longer be Emporer.

And of course, all the townspeople wildly praised the magnificent talent of Big Sey & Laurence, afraid to admit that they could not see it, either, until a small child named danny and his friend NSA, said:

"But they have no talent!"

This was whispered from person to person until everyone in the crowd was shouting that Big Sey and Laurence really were just average and they finally had to admit that they could not really see this immense talent, but that they were saying they could to ingratiate themselves to the Emperor!

The Emperor heard it and felt that they were correct, but, ever prideful and foolish, held his head high and finished the procession, proclaiming the talent of Big Sey and Laurence.

In the end, on what turned out to be his dying day, the townspeople ate him.

Cant you find something better to write a sillyboy story about on a team that is 13-0?

 

[Maroney TD]

Dude, repeat after me, okay:

"Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek..."

It was for s h i t s and giggles, mate!

Gawd! Excuse me fah livan'!

Couldn't you have just posted it in one of the other 100 threads that rip on Maroney?

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Cant you find something better to write a sillyboy story about on a team that is 13-0?

Sure. I can write lots of stuff, Andy.

This is just what my dementia turned out today!

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

 

[Kdo5]

I got bored when reading the first paragraph of this topic...

 

[reflexblue]

There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir, and I NEVER whine!

I need a decoder ring for the bushwood reference. And although i haven't post comments on many of you're posts i do read them and sir it seems you're ALWAYS WHINING although its a subjective viewpoint so I'll leave it at this.