Content Post JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Ghost of Autumn]

Breer says if Punky continues to crap the bed he might be traded close to the Oct. 31 trade deadline. In other words, if they have to bench him yet again there's no way the locker room would accept his playing after that.

The 9th layer of hell, AKA MetLife, AKA NJ/NY, has the be the worst place for a low confidence player. I'm surprised he hasn't asked to be traded yet.

Win a game at home, get a bottle of water thrown at you. Lovely place.

 

[Kontradiction]

Who would want him?

The hot MILFs in the area from those online advertisements.

 

[Bill Lee]

This makes it likely HC or GM are gonna get fired. Woody will need a fall guy. They painted themselves into a corner.

 

[Bill Lee]

Maybe charge more for PSLs so you can afford to buy your way out of your GM's mistakes?

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Koma]

For the love of God Joe, do the opposite of whatever he told you.

There's gotta be an aquarium in Cincinnati, right? Double the guard on the dolphin tank.

 

[1960Pats]

I don't know but she can sit on my face if she was single

Not only is her ass big enough to cover your mouth and nose but it could also pin your arms down at the same time. You'd be gone in 60 seconds.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

There's gotta be an aquarium in Cincinnati, right? Double the guard on the dolphin tank.

I'm glad someone made that joke. I started to work on a picture when I read the headline, but then realized I've already done like 12 dolphin references in the last two weeks.

Oh well. Here it is anyway. Last one.

 

[Chevy]

How about a Playboy Bunny? If this one sat on your face, she'd break your nose!

The posting of this image is a ban-worthy offense. You should be required to wear Jets gear for the rest of the season!

On a good note - I'll be skipping dinner tonight.

 

[1960Pats]

We have chronicled a lot of jete suckage on this thread over the years. I'm pretty sure we are hitting an all-time low this week.

That's the truly amazing thing about the Jets. Every year they suck so bad that you think it can't get any worse. And then they suck more. And more. And more.

This is what it must be like to be and stay a Jets fan

 

[1960Pats]

How about a Playboy Bunny? If this one sat on your face, she'd break your nose!

Woops. I should have read the next post before I posted. Now THAT is fat.

 

[1960Pats]

This is really better than we could have dreamed up.

• Jete get Rodgers, win off season
• Rodgers takes NY, everyone predicts he will lead Jete out of the darkness
• Gets hurt on 4th play of the season
• Milfson takes over, hilarity ensues
• Milfson Mom defends son after he gets wacked with water bottle, more hilarity
• Rodgers says team's blocking scheme caused injury
• Namath says Milfson sucks
• Rodgers calls out negative fans, they turn on him
• Saleh in danger of losing locker room
• Jete play defending super bowl champs in prime time this Sunday.

We could not have scripted this.

And that's only what we know about. There has to be even more suckage than that.

 

[Guts]

Not only is her ass big enough to cover your mouth and nose but it could also pin your arms down at the same time. You'd be gone in 60 seconds.

And I'll die with a smile

 

[Steve102]

And that's only what we know about. There is certainly more suckage than that.

Fixed it for you, buddy!

 

[1960Pats]

Should I bring a weapon? In case some sort of mentally-disturbed fan of hers is stalking her?

In NJ? Why wouldn't you?

 

[Kontradiction]

"Sliding into a DM"? I had to google that. Damn, I'm getting old.

What color was the grass?

 

[captain stone]

God part of me wishes the Jete pull the upset now

ALL of me wishes the Jete pull the upset. Heck they can pull the upset vs Miami & Barfalo a couple of times while they're at it too.

As long as we keep beating them, then I don't mind using them as tools to help us defeat our Real enemies.

 

[Patsfan1958]

Breer says if Punky continues to crap the bed he might be traded close to the Oct. 31 trade deadline. In other words, if they have to bench him yet again there's no way the locker room would accept his playing after that.

Make Bill can pick him up and turn him into a receiver.

 

[Patsfan1958]