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JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

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Another day in the misery that is a Jete fan's life.

Don't worry Jete fans, you won't be missing much.





Quoting from the article: NYC-based psychotherapist Michael Leiman raged on X, formerly known as Twitter. “Couldn’t they’ve had this fight when the Jets sucked & were never on Monday night?”
 
Aye @Tunescribe as a member of the Jets hater club this is a question to the president aka you. Who do we root for tonight? It feels sleazy wanting the bildos to win too
 
Aye @Tunescribe as a member of the Jets hater club this is a question to the president aka you. Who do we root for tonight? It feels sleazy wanting the bildos to win too

The answer to dilemmas like this is simple: you don't actively root for either team. Just hope for both to f*ck up as much as possible en route to an exhausting, penalty filled overtime tie. If you must root for anything, root for heavy rain.
 
The answer to dilemmas like this is simple: you don't actively root for either team. Just hope for both to f*ck up as much as possible en route to an exhausting, penalty filled overtime tie. If you must root for anything, root for heavy rain.
Root for comedy or the asteroid.
 
Somehow this is a real article and not a comedy show script. Next up is Favre, but it skips the **** pics scandal likely for legal reasons, before moving onto the butt fumble.

 
Because no one demanded it, here's my theory of why Aaron Rodgers' time in New York will be disappointing. We all know it's because the Jets suck in perpetuity and everything that comes into their orbit is equally contaminated, but I'm trying to flesh it out a little more.

Rodgers is first ballot hall of famer and I'm sure that, this month, the talking heads will swoon over him throwing a 50 yard TD off his back foot, over his shoulder while falling out of bounds. The guy is an undeniable talent and he's going to make some impressive throws. The problem is going to be that eventually, maybe sooner than later, the Jets are going to face adversity. Injuries, tough opponents, bad calls, bad luck, bad weather, whatever. It's going to happen. The difference is that, for the first time, Rodgers is not in Green Bay. I cannot cite specific examples of this, but it's reasonable to assume that when he was a member of the Packers and things looked tough, someone (teammate, coach, friend, family member, agent, member of the front office or maybe even Rodgers himself) said something along the lines of: "This is the Green Bay Packers. This is the team that picked you when you were falling the draft, that showed patience with you while you sat behind Favre. Think of the names, the history...Lombardi, the Frozen Tundra, Titletown, the Ice Bowl, the Lambeau Leap, the cheeseheads, all those great coaches and players. You can't let that legacy down." Part of the message was, as great as Rodgers was/is, he was part of something much bigger.

When he's faced with a similar situation with the Jets, his home for 5 months, what's Rodgers going to do? Go all out and do whatever it takes to win? Or consider that his place in history is secure, he has no connection to this team beyond a paycheck and de facto GM powers, and that he's not taking any unnecessary risks or doing more than what's expected of a starting QB?
 
 
Rodgers makes a cameo appearance! Time for Punky! (Sorry, can't help myself.)

 
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Oh man... so much to say. Don't want to spoil the moment. Will leave it to the word-smiths here.
 
Hmmm...My guess is Rodgers is doing everything in his power to convince the Jete staff that he is 100% fine, and needs to get back on the field.
 
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