JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Hammer of Thor]

Aaron Rodgers: Jets are one of 6-12 teams who can win the Super Bowl

“There's a part of that is speaking things into existence, the idea of a manifestation,” Rodgers said. “The other part is a realistic look at the locker room knowing that there's anywhere from 6 to 12 teams every year that can probably doit it and we're one of those 6 to 12.”

 

[JetFan79]

Aaron Rodgers: Jets are one of 6-12 teams who can win the Super Bowl

“There's a part of that is speaking things into existence, the idea of a manifestation,” Rodgers said. “The other part is a realistic look at the locker room knowing that there's anywhere from 6 to 12 teams every year that can probably doit it and we're one of those 6 to 12.”

 

[Tunescribe]

When I saw it was 2:39 video I thought it was going to show all the Jets highlights they've experienced throughout the years. But then I realized that was too long of a video.

Happy kickoff day to you as well.

WHY are you wishing him a "happy" anything? The end of offseason traditionally is a time of mourning for Jete fans, which they enjoy most of all as card-carrying masochists. Threatening happiness only confuses them.

 

[JetFan79]

WHY are you wishing him a "happy" anything? The end of offseason traditionally is a time of mourning for Jete fans.

You have issues homie. Great work with the thread yet again.

 

[Tunescribe]

You have issues homie. Great work with the thread yet again.

YOU ... telling ME ... that I have "issues." Uh-huh.

 

[slam]

I thought the Method Man work that best described life as a Jets fan are the lyrics from the "Torture Motherf---er" skit.*

*[PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING]

 

[Patsfan1958]

WHY are you wishing him a "happy" anything? The end of offseason traditionally is a time of mourning for Jete fans.

This is the only time the Jet fans get to be happy. Once the season starts it's nothing but misery for them. So I thought I'd wish him this moment of happiness.

 

[Bill Lee]

Aaron Rodgers: Jets are one of 6-12 teams who can win the Super Bowl

“There's a part of that is speaking things into existence, the idea of a manifestation,” Rodgers said. “The other part is a realistic look at the locker room knowing that there's anywhere from 6 to 12 teams every year that can probably doit it and we're one of those 6 to 12.”

Yeah, just like last year's Packers, right A-hole? The writers spoke 12-5, you manifested 8-9...

National writers project how the Packers will finish in 2022, and yes, several are seeing Super Bowl in Green Bay's future

 

[1960Pats]

Fraudgers is lying.

From the article:
The problem with Rodgers calling Ward a liar is that cameras are everywhere and the quarterback was mic’d. Both of those captured Rodgers and Cobb joking and laughing in the huddle after the illegal hit, while Cobb’s wife also joked about it in the stands. Not only did the Jets appear to play dirty and then joke about it, but they’ve lied about it repeatedly in the aftermath.

The Jete play the Giants for real in week seven, should be interesting.

Hopefully, old man Fraudger will make it to week 7. He looks pretty sickly.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

I can't wait to see the close up of Fraudger when they do a moment of silence for 9/11 victims this Monday night.

DeShone Kizer: Aaron Rodgers asked me if I believe in 9/11

“The first thing that comes out of Aaron Rodgers’s mouth was, ‘You believe in 9/11?’” Kizer said. “‘What? Do I believe in 9/11? Yeah, why wouldn’t I?’”

Rodgers told Kizer that he should “read up on that.”

...I really hope the Bills win.

 

[Patsfan1958]

In the Bills/Jets game I'm rooting for a sinkhole.

 

[mjd1001]

In the Bills/Jets game I'm rooting for a sinkhole.

I need the Jets to lose because the NY hype and the national media who love anything NY is getting unbearable. It is coming close to, or maybe even surpassing their Dallas love affair.
If Buffalo wins, you have a small handfull of talking heads who will back the Bills, and overall the Buffalo fanbase isn't any worse than any other fanbase in the league when they are winning. Jets fans though? NY fans in general? If they win big on Monday night, you won't be able to tune into any national broadcast at all where everyone hasn't dunked themselves in green paint.

 

[JetFan79]

I need the Jets to lose because the NY hype and the national media who love anything NY is getting unbearable. It is coming close to, or maybe even surpassing their Dallas love affair.
If Buffalo wins, you have a small handfull of talking heads who will back the Bills, and overall the Buffalo fanbase isn't any worse than any other fanbase in the league when they are winning. Jets fans though? NY fans in general? If they win big on Monday night, you won't be able to tune into any national broadcast at all where everyone hasn't dunked themselves in green paint.

 

[Bill Lee]

I need the Jets to lose because the NY hype and the national media who love anything NY is getting unbearable. It is coming close to, or maybe even surpassing their Dallas love affair.
If Buffalo wins, you have a small handfull of talking heads who will back the Bills, and overall the Buffalo fanbase isn't any worse than any other fanbase in the league when they are winning. Jets fans though? NY fans in general? If they win big on Monday night, you won't be able to tune into any national broadcast at all where everyone hasn't dunked themselves in green paint.

Reminds me of some Mets fans in my life, so happy before the season started.
Now they're just trying to pick up the pieces after another dreadful season.
SOFM, SOFJ.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

You're in purgatory, and being a JETE fan is your atonement, correct? Only logical explanation as to why someone would subject themselves to such torture, year after year.

Should be a very cleansing year for you. Here's to a peaceful transition.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Patsfan1958]

Got to love the list of "celebrities" that are showing up for the game. Jake Paul, Edie Falco and Method Man are going to be there. Don't forget to bring your autograph book!!!

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Patsfan1958]

Rex putting his foot in his mouth again. He does that so often he has athletes tongue.

Rex Ryan has bold stance for Jets, 'crazy' Aaron Rodgers for 2023 season

 

[Bill Lee]

Another day in the misery that is a Jete fan's life.

Don't worry Jete fans, you won't be missing much.

NY Jets fans fume over possible opener blackout amid Spectrum-Disney dispute

“It’s a huge bummer for lifelong fans who’ve been looking forward to this game all summer,” said one fan. “I don’t know if I’ve ever been as excited for a season…

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