They are going to have the #1 pick in the draft. That means that they can use that pick to get any darned punter they want!
LOL. Funny because it's TRUE!
Brandon Coutu, K, from Georgia was recently interviewed before the 2008 draft.
Reporter: Is it true that you have a promise from the Dolphins to be the #1 overall pick of the 2008 NFL draft?
Brandon: Well I can't comment on that, but my agent has had contacts with the Dolphins yes.
Reporter: How would it feel to be the first kicker selected #1 overall in the NFL draft?
Brandon: I'm not sure, I guess it would feel great, surprising, but great.
Reporter: There you have it, one of the most surprising developments of the 2008 draft. Breaking news, Dolphins GM Randy Mueller is about to make a statement!
Mueller: I am here to reassure the Miami fans that we have a plan in place, and we are going to implement that plan.
Ted Ginn Jr. along with Brandon Coutu, will allow us to dominate NFL football games through our special teams unit. We have long felt that special teams has been undervalued in the NFL draft process.
This allows us to get our choice of the best players in that field. Certainly some would say that we needn't spend 1st round picks to draft a kick returner and now a kicker.
But using these picks ASSURES us that we can LOCK IN these very, very special players.
The people of Miami will be very excited when they see what kind of leg Brandon Coutu has, and what kind of weapon he is from anywhere on the football field.
Brandon comes from a big time program in Georgia, so he brings with him a winning mentality, and ultimately he will be a great fit for the Miami Dolphins.
I think that we are going to have a very productive Draft Day, and we plan to turn this franchise around in the right direction with this bold, and unprecedented move.
Reporter: There you have it folks. Dolphins GM Randy Mueller is clearly thinking outside the box. Is he a genius, or an idiot of epic proportions? Only time will tell. After all it takes 3 years before you can judge a draft, right?