Awful Article

[everlong]

Simulation: What if Pats swapped QBs with Bills or Chiefs in 2021?

I don't care how good you think Allen or Mahomes are or if you think Mac Jones is awful.......How would Allen or Mahomes on the Patriots translate into 14-3 records and a SB win for either when they couldn't do that with their own teams which have more talent outside of the QB position? If anything the question is with weapons and a defense that didn't lie down after the bye could Jones win as many games and put up numbers close to Allen or Mahomes. I'm sorry but he would do a lot better than 9-8 on either of those teams. On the Patriots Allen and Mahomes to win 14 games would be beat to a pulp from having to scramble every play when nobody was getting seperation.

 

[Ring 6]

Simulation: What if Pats swapped QBs with Bills or Chiefs in 2021?

I don't care how good you think Allen or Mahomes are or if you think Mac Jones is awful.......How would Allen or Mahomes on the Patriots translate into 14-3 records and a SB win for either when they couldn't do that with their own teams which have more talent outside of the QB position? If anything the question is with weapons and a defense that didn't lie down after the bye could Jones win as many games and put up numbers close to Allen or Mahomes. I'm sorry but he would do a lot better than 9-8 on either of those teams. On the Patriots Allen and Mahomes to win 14 games would be beat to a pulp from having to scramble every play when nobody was getting seperation.

It’s a board game

 

[everlong]

It’s a board game

I understand it's a simulation but it's such an epically bad one they should have kept it to themselves.

 

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Simulation: What if Pats swapped QBs with Bills or Chiefs in 2021?

I don't care how good you think Allen or Mahomes are or if you think Mac Jones is awful.......How would Allen or Mahomes on the Patriots translate into 14-3 records and a SB win for either when they couldn't do that with their own teams which have more talent outside of the QB position? If anything the question is with weapons and a defense that didn't lie down after the bye could Jones win as many games and put up numbers close to Allen or Mahomes. I'm sorry but he would do a lot better than 9-8 on either of those teams. On the Patriots Allen and Mahomes to win 14 games would be beat to a pulp from having to scramble every play when nobody was getting seperation.

So... some guy went home and asked his 12 year old to play a season of Madden, with the Pats trading for Allen and whoever else?

Seems Legit... we should do that next year, right?

 

[Sciz]

I remember an article citing that company last year that talked about what the 2020 season would have looked like with Stidham instead of Newton. It was a good example of how somebody is designing the simulation to match what they perceive to be the correct outcome. This person decided to make a simulation that decided that the Bills and Chiefs were only good because of their QBs, while the Patriots were good in spite of their QB.

 

[Kontradiction]

What if I swapped places with Jeff Bezos?

 

[Ring 6]

What if I swapped places with Jeff Bezos?

You’d be dead in a year.

 

[Tunescribe]

What if I swapped places with Jeff Bezos?

Your wife would be happy.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I remember an article citing that company last year that talked about what the 2020 season would have looked like with Stidham instead of Newton. It was a good example of how somebody is designing the simulation to match what they perceive to be the correct outcome. This person decided to make a simulation that decided that the Bills and Chiefs were only good because of their QBs, while the Patriots were good in spite of their QB.

FWIW, I think the Patriots lost more games this year in spite of Jones than they did because of Jones.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Your wife would be happy.

That he's dead, right?

 

[Tunescribe]

That he's dead, right?

No, Jeff Bezos isn't dead. What am I missing here?

 

[Joker]

what if I admitted it was me that punched that dogie??

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

No, Jeff Bezos isn't dead. What am I missing here?

Your wife would be happy.

You’d be dead in a year.

No @Kontradiction

I don't want @Kontradiction dead

(poor attempt at a joke I was just messing around)

 

[Kontradiction]

Your wife would be happy.

No, she wouldn’t. She’d give half her money to philanthropic causes instead of new yachts and mansions. Then I wouldn’t be happy.

 

[Tunescribe]

No, she wouldn’t. She’d give half her money to philanthropic causes instead of new yachts and mansions. Then I wouldn’t be happy.

Since when did the husband's happiness actually matter? It's obvious you haven't been married long.

 

[Kontradiction]

Since when did the husband's happiness actually matter? It's obvious you haven't been married long.

That explains the general level of misery on here.

 

[Tunescribe]

That explains the general level of misery on here.

No, that's all just vented anxiety from being spiritually bereft. But you see the same thing pretty much everywhere.

 

[amfootball]

Put an elite QB on any team that does not have one and they win more games. Not sure how this is a revelation.

 

[BTTA]

No, she wouldn’t. She’d give half her money to philanthropic causes instead of new yachts and mansions. Then I wouldn’t be happy.

First, I think you'd have plenty left over for toys and such.

But second, you trading places with Bezos means she's now married to Bezos and living in a house in Florida. "Trading places" is an all-in deal.
So, she's still gotta watch the budget each month, and is sleeping with an sociopath who will rapidly devour your neighborhood.

 

[BTTA]

I understand it's a simulation but it's such an epically bad one they should have kept it to themselves.

Well, congratulations, you are now part of there PR roll out for the article.