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Tom Brady Looks / Sounds Unwell

Possible side effects from his most recent botox regimen

Heard you tried botox on your wrinkled ass. How'd that turn out for you?
 
Wow, without "Jenna Laine" to inform us all, where would we be? Get back to me when Jenna Jameson chimes in.


What a lie. No way Tom doesn’t allow Alex Guerrero to assist him in group sex.
 
Can you imagine if - after years of ASSURING the proper handling (not checking psi, just very meticulously assuring the handling) - that there is a pressure issue w Brady on Sunday night.

Who do you blame ? I mean, RG would need to decide between Brady & BB ! Pandemonium.

(I’m still bitter all these years later)
I can't explain why, but I would be at total peace if this actually happened, it turns into the biggest **** slinging fight of all time, TB & BB come to blows at midfield like Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy McElroy, they both receive lifetime bans, and both careers end on Sunday night in front of a rockin Gilette stadium.
 


Sure looks like he's sick. Sure sounds like he's sick. Would love to know if he has been or will be Covid tested.

Jan Brady: "My throat's more tired than my arm."

 
What a lie. No way Tom doesn’t allow Alex Guerrero to assist him in group sex.
Dear Penthouse Forum,

It all started with the best massage I ever had then in my most vulnerable state, he gave me this so-called purity of life water that changed the way I feel about myself and I knew I needed more...and more...and more...and then he forced me to swallow his avocado ice cream. Inside I hoped I still liked beer.

Your Pal,
TB12
 
He looks like ****. I doubt it means much but i'll take it
 
Not necessarily. He was likely infected with the original variant (99% of infections in the US are now the Delta variant) and if, for example, he received the J&J vaccine he is still more vulnerable to infection than someone who was vaccinated with the Moderna vaccine.
This is simply not true
 
Move to Tom Brady forum? Mods?
 
1) yes, he looks like death warmed over.
2) it's not gonna matter
 
Disagree, it's relevant since Brady is Tampa's best player and this may impact his availability (however unlikely that may be.) If it was about Tom feeling sad, yeah it would be moved.
Sorry I was just being sarcastic. Just making fun of how ANYTHING Brady related has been moved to that forum (and anything negative about BB deleted).

Of course don't move it. Thanks!
 
Sorry I was just being sarcastic. Just making fun of how ANYTHING Brady related has been moved to that forum (and anything negative about BB deleted).

Of course don't move it. Thanks!
That's not the case. I caution you against continuing to push this idea. That's all I'll say on the matter.
 
This dude is playing - and probably playing well - unless he’s in an ICU.
 
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