OT: Earl Thomas gets caught cheating, wife held him at gun point

[farn]

The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

 

[farn]

Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

There are so many candidates for « worst part ». It’s a futile exercice to try and rank at this point.

These are the guys we expect will isolate for months on a bubble ? Haha. Fauci will need to outline procedures for side chicks.

 

[FirstAndGoal]

He's just lucky he wasn't jogging in Georgia.

 

[PatsWSB47]

The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

Prude!

 

[Vatahala]

Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

As long as no swords were crossed I'm ok with it.

 

[Bill Lee]

“Today, I became a Raven!”

And if she would have shot him, she would have become a Raven too!

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Fortunately, she left the safety on.

oh come on

 

[farn]

oh come on

Perhaps he crossed the line with that comment, but I think you forgot the obscure rule :

21.3.c « Any player caught in a threesome with a sibling is open to all ridicule, regardless of harshness. »

 

[Ladypatsfan]

Men !

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Perhaps he crossed the line with that comment, but I think you forgot the obscure rule :

21.3.c « Any player caught in a threesome with a sibling is open to all ridicule, regardless of harshness. »

It was harmless til I realized it was a god damn pun!

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

that's so Raven....

 

[Koma]

There's a good "Legion of Boom" joke to be made about this situation, but I can't come up with one.

 

[102 Pat]

Looks like they were going for a two point conversion...

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

“Penalty. Too many men on the field.”

Looks like they were going for a two point conversion...

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

So.....not socially distancing.

if corona is all that he catches he should consider himself lucky

 

[102 Pat]

There's a good "Legion of Boom" joke to be made about this situation, but I can't come up with one.

 

[signbabybrady]

“Today, I became a Raven!”

That's nothing by Raven standards

Men !

I takes two to ....... Errr 3....ok proceed.

 

[slam]

Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

Just heeding Cris Carter's advice and bringing a fall guy.

 

[slam]

Of course, it's only the second most embarrassing thing to happen to Earl Thomas this year.